John Huston

      My "Lee Harvey Oswald with a Beer" pose. (Copyright 1963)

      "EXEMPT STATUS: 2003 tournament winner (through 2005) HEIGHT: 5-10 WEIGHT: 155 BIRTHDATE: June 1, 1961 BIRTHPLACE: Mt...."

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      • Marta
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      • John says he's never engaged in "anting", but it's not true. He's done it, but only in the rock 'n roll way.
      • Rob
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      • I first read about the punk band The Grackles
        in Hollinger Inc.'s internal publication "The
        Group Scoop" and have been a fan ever since.
        John plays guitar like he has three hands and
        sings like the entire Vienna Boys Choir going
        through puberty. He also gives back to his
        community by helping underprivileged girls
        afford breast implants.
      • Heather
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      • DY's a true lyrical genius. Bet you
        didn't know he was the master
        behind "And what becomes of you my
        love?/ When they have finally stripped
        you of/ The handbags and the gladrags/
        that your granddad had to sweat so you
        could buy." Yep, pure genius.
      • Darren
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      • Will you marry me?
      • tha H bomb
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      • I would just like to state for the
        record I have 3 more friendsters than
        you!!! Man you better get the back in
        the game!<3<3<3
      • Orion
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      • A few weeks ago John asked me in person whether I
        would object to being his Friendster; he explained
        that he didn't have enough of them. Naive and
        soft-hearted, I had no choice but to permit it. But
        as soon as I received and approved his actual
        request -- several days, but probably less than a
        fortnight, later -- I noticed that he has more
        Friendsters than I have in this new "2nd degree" set.
        I felt common and used. And yet when I awake
        each morning to his flaccid face on the pillow next
        to mine, I resolve to enjoy with redoubled abandon
        all the beautiful moments we share, and ignore his
        many other lives.
      • Kevin
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      • The key and cornerstone to the lasting
        friendship between John and I? Simple: a
        moderately funny, highly repetitous Jon
        Lovitz skit from early 90s SNL.
      • Allan
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      • Try playing brinksmanship with
        John--especially fun at parties, good
        icebreaker. . . .
      • Molly
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      • "I am in a band," John proclaimed,
        waving his syphyllis stick in the air.
      • Tom
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      • I was a young FBI agent who went undercover
        to learn if a group of wild surfers were actually
        a gang of bank robbers. I soon came under
        the dangerous spell of the surfers' charismatic
        leader, John Lomax, a mystical mastermind
        who'd do absolutely anything for a thrill--and
        expects his followers to do the same. John
        also looks great in a bathing suit.
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