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"Let's get one thing straight: if you're reading this, I'm most likely a MUCH better, better-looking, more
intelligent,..."
More about Tim
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Occupation:
novelist / punk-rocker / genius
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing, japan, japanese, videogames, punk, punk rock, japanese punk rock, empirical semantics, text-based conflict analysis, waffles
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Favorite Books:
water margin, three kingdoms, mine, 村上春樹
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Favorite Movies:
the castle of cagliostro, seven samurai, rushmore
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Favorite Music:
the blue hearts, the high-lows, husking bee, mr.children, MUCC, the pillows, the mass missile, highway 61, LINK, dash board, attractive red shoes, ramones, large prime numbers, the sanyons
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Favorite TV Shows:
tv is for assholes
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About Me:
Let's get one thing straight: if you're reading this, I'm most likely a MUCH better, better-looking, more
intelligent, cooler person than you. So cut the
bullshit. Click what you want to click. Then get the hell out of here.
OMG! Then email me every five minutes! Like, seriously!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet a girl with a nice ass.
That's about it. I just want to look at it. You don't
even have to take your pants off or anything. Then we can
go get waffles or something.
Girls who don't like waffles need not apply. I don't care HOW nice your ass is. If you don't like waffles, you're out of the club.
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Tim's current novel. I want to hug him.
Not because it touched me, in fact, it
made me feel like shit. So maybe it's
that I want to hug him as a sly
diversion in order to kick him in the
fucking nuts. Either way, he makes me
feel like shit in a way that only truly
special people can. The fucking cunt.
neck with his purple prose