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Michael Keene
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Dec 2003
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Hometown:
Kennesaw, GA
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Michael's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4562234
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Other education:
Oglethorpe University, UGA Law
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Occupation:
barrister / cultural commentator
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Affiliations:
Quadruple Kegstand
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What I enjoy doing:
situational humor, debauchery, roundball, domestic beer, mexican food.
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Favorite Books:
nine stories, infinite jest, the reader, the sun also rises, electric koolaid acid test, the corrections, guns germs and steel, shogun, basketball diaries.
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Favorite Movies:
donnie darko, high fidelity, annie hall, seven samurai, kicking and screaming, good will hunting, pulp fiction, kill bill vol. 2, rushmore, all the real girls, ratcatcher, dancer in the dark.
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Favorite Music:
pavement, GBV, magnetic fields, neutral milk hotel, will oldham, television, neil young, weezer, REM.
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Favorite TV Shows:
seinfeld, daily show, entourage, curb, conan, law & order.
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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Who I Want to Meet:
a younger maureen dowd, an older marty from "beautiful girls", or the lovely miss elizabeth bennett.
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flute without sacrificing masculinity. I like that in a
man.
I also like that I can stand right next to him and
see up his nose. It's clean, ladies... It's clean.
Transmetropolitan. He knows how to
put his nose to the grindstone even
in the atmosphere in which he
flourishes. I would promote him if I
had the authority. Bravo, home slice!
Coincidence? I think not. Michael
likes to pretend that I stalk him but
really, he stalks me! I'm not
complaining though because he's the
most entertaining stalker I've ever
had. Like the other night, we get into
this argument concerning the effects
of overpopulation on GDP. I have to
say Mike won the argument after his
amazing analogy to David and the
gnomes. Long live Nickelodeon. I've
never been so impressed in my life!
And that's why it's fun to be stalked
by Mike!
want to add though that he's my best
friend here in Athens. I appreciate
his friendship more than he probably
knows. Talking to this big guy with
the great mind is as much of a
pleasure as sitting next to him in
comfortable silence. What would I do
without him explaining all this random
expressions in the English language to
me. He's the only person who is
allowed to call me "Dr.K" and may be I
let him kiss me one day. I hope he is
never "gonna raise up out of this
piece"...
this "Mike" "Michael" crap??? The
man's name is Keene and it has been
since high school. Unless you take
into account the times we played
basketball and then he was often
refered to as "K-Dogg", "Big
Bird", "Bean-Pole Ass", or "Larry
Bird." The latter is the best
compliment Keene will ever receive and
he knows it. The man did have skillz
on the court despite falling and
breaking his arm once...or was he
pushed?? He also enjoyed backing me
down into the paint with a full
moon...raunchy yet typical Keene.
Anyway, he's a good bud and I wish I
could see more of him these days. No
matter what though, he can never change
his eternal fate of being a turd in my
anus. So if you're ever looking for
Keene and can't find him then that's
the first place to check.
the world. i've stolen so many of his
mikisms, like "come on," and "that's
so strong" that i should probably pay
him royalties. i don't think i'm
going to be able to keep up with his
social schedule this summer so the
sooner he starts putting in a few days
at the grit, a few at the manhattan
and a few at vision video, the
better. you should hang out with this
guy, if nothing more than to be able
to glimpse his german record player.