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"Today my Dad called me to tell me he had a dream in which him, my brother and me got into a fist fight with some ruffians...."
More about Rye
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Schools (Other):
Yes. Newport Harbor, School Of Hard Knocks, no literally, it's on 60th Street.
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Occupation:
Bad Ass Mamba Jahamba
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Affiliations:
Carnie Trash, The Prom
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Hobbies and Interests:
Editing my friendster profile, and pretending like life is an Old Navy commercial.
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Favorite Books:
The Bible - it is the foundation of Love, Faith and Marriage... Bitch.
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Favorite Movies:
Anything involving funny women or guns. Or both. And any movie where teenagers learn the meaning of friendship or how to trash talk.
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Favorite Music:
All of it - Best of All Time - Elvis, Johnny Cash, Annette Funicello, The Supremes, Gwen Stefani and The Original Cast Recording of 'A Little Night Music' and 'Hairspray' - Say Sumthin'!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ask me - but 'Family Guy' and 'Strangers With Candy' top the list.
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
Today my Dad called me to tell me he had a dream in which him, my brother and me got into a fist fight with some ruffians. When one of them tried to hit me, my father took a swing at him... he missed. He did however clock my mother in the back of the head in her sleep, causing them both to wake up to my mother screaming 'GOD DAMMIT, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME. YOU EITHER GET ME MY OWN BEDROOM OR GO TO THERAPY.' I asked my Dad "The second time?", His response: 'Yeah I dreamed I was a house cat a few days ago, dont ask me, I dont want to talk about it.' We proceeded to laugh for the next 5 minutes on the phone, before he asked me if I wanted him to send a gun to my workplace. He was serious.
I love Video Games and I beat Ms. Pac-Man every couple days at different places,l and my cousin describes me as the missing link. Reason: In High School I was a Cheerleader and I got expelled for fighting. I have been accused of being a strutter (which I neither confirm or deny) and have been known to deliver an amazing backhanded compliment. I am obsessed with Wikipedia.com. and used it about 10 times a day.
If that doesnt answer all the questions you may have about me... I don't know what will.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Lisa Turtle, Batman, Jojo, Antonio Banderas, The Pink Panther and Nellie Oleson.
But if you mean romantically: Do you like any of the following things a little too much? Strangers With Candy, Coney Island, The Spice Girls, Family Guy, Motown, Teen Horror Movies, Karen Walker, making fun of 'Little House On The Prairie', or going to the beach? If so, and you do not take yourself to seriously (no martyrs) then we should get along on some level.
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just drop by to wish you>>>
Bhangra twice...but YOU lost your
cellphone...in a cab....twice! muahahaha!
now, thinking about all the good times, and
I really can't choose just one to write
about!
So a montage if you will (ala the Rent
trailer).
We've been through so much together in
this kickass city we call New York. And
to be honest, I really can't imagine a New
York without you. You are someone I
associate with my overall New York
experience and reason why I love this
goddamn city. So glad we met at that
benefit ages ago...and an era was born!
There's no one else I'd be so happy making
an ass of myself in front of (ahem...falling
into trash cans Shakalaking). And there's
no one else I'd enjoy being ripped into by
either..always..always..ripping into me! ha!
And there's no one else who will always be
there to remind me to always just be
myself.
And in all seriousness....
Rye Mullis, is far and away one of the few
people's opinions I truly respect and swear
by. You are my "magic 8-ball"!! Thanks for
being you...
yah, that's what he's made of. i mean,
honestly...who can sport a flippin mullet
and still look hotter than the gates of
hell? only this guy...furr surre...
LOVE BUMPING INTO RYE. Every time I see
him I get the best hug he can muster up
during his grueling days of listening
to show queens belt out zingers. But he
is honest, and real, and great to have
on your side. Too young, oh so wise.
Isn't the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?
No sign of trouble in sight
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
May all your days be bright
May all your days be bright
hahaha
-goog
according to him....just kidding! Rye's
the best. How can you not love
him....he's so full of funny stories,
sarcastic one-liners, and
well...himself! But at least he has
reason to be. Rye makes coming into
work fun because you never know what
crazy thing he'll do or say next!
You're the best, Rye.
like a very short amount of time, but I
LOVE HIM!!! he is the funniest person
ever... and he's SO tall and now he's a
little older than me, but pretty soon
i'll be caught up!! YAY RYE... xoxo
and mazel tov and bread and
playland all rolled into one cannoli