Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Jun 2003

Central Irvine (the ghetto part)

http://profiles.friendster.com/457826

I hate all schools.

Jobless, Skillless, Helpless

Furbys, Peeling Carrots, Hulk Hands/Hulk Voicechanging Mask, Riding Old-time Big-Wheel Bikes, Digging Holes, Training Monkeys, Cleaning Toilets, Myself, Anger

I HATE READING - but will teach kids to love it. Deal with the hypocrisy.

Bring It On!! ... other stuff. With Rachel Ray!

Commercial Jingles, Wesley Willis

30 Minute Meals w/ Rachel Ray, $40 a Day w/ Rachel Ray, The Wiggles, Channel 25 (Berkeley Community Access), Infomercials, Anything that flashes and makes noise

Physically, I'm short and fat, have terrible posture and
basically look like I've been hit by an ugly truck
carrying ugly sticks repeatedly and mercilessly. Socially,
I have the personality of a brick (an ugly brick!) but am
slightly less exciting. I'm about as interesting as a
rotting log and I'm as fun as paint peeling.
Intellectually, I'm fairly stupid but can perform simple
arithmatic if given a graphing calculator and someone who
knows how to use it. Emotionally, I'm as mature as a 5
year old in that I'm selfish, petulant, whiny and
dangerously unstable. Overall, I think highly of myself.
Oh, did I forget to mention how poor I am? I'm ugly too.

I'd like to meet Robocop from Robocop 1 and 2, not the
completely absurd Robocop 3 when he had a jetpack,
different arm attachments and fought robot ninjas. I'd
also like to meet The Wiggles and anyone who thinks
they're cool. I guess a talking monkey too. Most of all,
Rachel Ray.