Matthew Buchholz

Crunch, motherfuckers!

Male, 29, Single
Interested In: Dating Women, Activity Partners
Member Since: Dec 2003
Location: Cambridge, MA
Hometown: Portland, ME
College: University of Maine - Orono
Company: The Pearson Empire!
Matthew's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4578720

"Unmedicated and by extension, kind of unpleasant."

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updated profile - 3 months ago
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- Schools (Other):
  Old Orchard Beach HS, Deering HS, University of Maine - Orono
- College/University:
  University of Maine - Orono, Attended 1997 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, English/Creative Writing
- Occupation:
  Editorial Assistant
- Affiliations:
  At work, I'm one of the girls. Out of work, I'm the token single friend.
- Hobbies and Interests:
  Podcasts, comic books, movies, jokes, and smut.
- Favorite Books:
  If on a winter's night a traveler (Calvino), Lolita (Nabokov), When I Was Five I Killed Myself (Buten), Erasure, (Percival Everett), Crash (Ballard), The White Album (Didion), Preacher (Ennis/Dillon), Grant Morrison, Anders Nilsen, Eddie Cambell, Russell Banks, Jason, Joe Sacco, Joe Matt, and shitty superhero comics.
- Favorite Movies:
  Of late: In Bruges, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, and Iron Man.
- Favorite Music:
  The Roots - Rising Down, Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Is Is, Sons & Daughters - The Gift, and Sleater Kinney - The Hot Rock
- Favorite TV Shows:
  Friday Night Lights, Big Love, Top Chef, Battlestar Galactica, Lost, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia, House, and L&O: CI.
- Zodiac Sign:
  Capricorn
- About Me:
  Unmedicated and by extension, kind of unpleasant.
- Who I Want to Meet:
  Girls that don't mind me punching them in the arm and boys that aren't gonna piss and moan when it's time to watch Project Runway.

Testimonials and Comments for Matthew

Susan
Posted
You have one friend per week for a year full of friendly fun! Awesome!

Nathan
Posted
Beebs is the colored sugar around your margarita.

That's really iodized salt.

And you have a cankar sore.

And it stings, but it kills all the bad germs and preserves your ass.

Nathan
Posted
One time Beebs was making me mad by pressing the automatic button on the door outside the student union.

He also made fun of 911 while it was happening with an image of Al Gore patting a cat, twisting his newly-grown moustaches.

Both of these things made me laugh at the time. Now they and Beebs himself alternately make me feel trapped and detached. Smart and stupid. Lonely and independent. And that, people, is how it goes.

But I wish I had him to myself in Salt Lake City or L.A. or somewhere in China.

Danielle
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A friend of mine saw me on Friendster today and she saw that I was checking out Matt's action on his page, his updated profile, and what have you, and she sees Matt's photoes and says "WHO is THAT.' i couldn't figure from her tone of voice if she was being sucked into his awesomeness on screen, or actually recoiling from the power of his screen presence. it was very strange, i need to go home and write about it... by candle light.
by the way Ebeneezer, get back to me on Christmas shopping together.

Rachel
Posted
You make my days more bearable. Keep up the good emails. I'm going to try not to be at work tomorrow. I'm cooler than you. Just like dogs are cooler than cats.

Mac
Posted
All of my interactions with this so-called self-starter, a man's man who has no concept of the social-norms, have been as if I was speaking through a snorkel and he was busy getting high on helium and screaming at me through a wall made of silly putty. And for this I will be eternally thankful that maybe just maybe God has punished me by means of this small polish man who smokes and rarely says the right thing at the right time. Thank you God, thank you....

Amanda
Posted
i remember bb as a gracious lover; not afraid of the give, and gentle on the take. perhaps it was the warm and open eastern european up-bringing. but be careful, he's a choker.

Danielle
Posted
matt can make a pickle in a pouch look like
some kind of fun....i'm bored

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