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Occupation:
Director of Covert Opperations
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Hobbies and Interests:
Drinking (coffee, beer, red whine, whisky...no other drinks need apply.), Pool, Boccee, Sleeping, the Level 3 Multiverse, Pictures of Sad Clowns On Velvet, Pit Bulls, Love/Hate of NY Mets & Knicks, Phrenology, Monkey Love
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Favorite Books:
Snow Crash, the Great Bridge, V, Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts, Escape from Controlled Custody, Lullaby, Underworld, Various Airline Safety Cards
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Evil Dead 2, Transformers: the Movie, Casino Royale, Heavenly Creatures, Meet the Feebles, the Collected Works of Billy Dee Williams, Brazil
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Beck, Tool, Dan the Automator, William Shatner, Pixies, Tom Jones, Mike Patton, Tom Waits, Any Zappa
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sopranos, 24, Fox 5 news at 10, Anything that Involves Power Tools or Ugly Redecoration, the Daily Show, Home Movies, the A-Team
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I'm a phenomenal sportsman as long as there is no running
or jumping involved. I refuse to wear a suit unless it is
part of an elaborate conspiracy. I take my friendships
very seriously. Sign up with me and I'll do whatever You
need, provided you don't mind being kidnapped and driven
around in my trunk while I blast Mariachi tunes once in a
while.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm looking for an extremely rich woman to take care of
me. I have a lot to offer in a relationship, but am quite
unwilling to.
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Testimonials and Comments for Vince
served on the Board of Directors of a
major international humanitarian
organization. He distinguished himself
not only through his dedication to
ending world hunger, but also because
he was fifteen years old and already
retired.
the Congo for the consulate general to
Eastern Wystonia when I met Vince, we
had both been sent to kill the same
man...perhaps I've said to much.
off the face of the earth. Or was that
my fault? But, now, look at him! He's
conquering bridges with gusto! Go Vince!
have ever had the pleasure to
co-conspire with. Also, a good friend.
A++
satchel. I strongly disagree with the
Department of Homeland Security about
his resemblance to Osama Bin Laden.
sort of like a member of the fam. he's been
tight with my hubby since that hell they call
high school and is best buds with marty's
bro patrick. sometimes i think that patrick
and vince are one and the same.... at least
must share the same brain. anyway, we like
vince a whole bunch up here in newport,
ri....hell, we even made him the godfather to
our beloved pitbull william. and you don't
give just any tom, dick, or harry that honor.
he calls kitties puppy and it makes me
mad. Also, he has yet to understand
that champagne only comes from France.
It's quite infuriating, really. But he
likes to play pool so I'll let it
slide this time.
Jacoby (a quiet, Amish goat herder with
a penchant for apple wine) and Slappy
(an arrogant carney who vacations in
Sioux Falls for the annual scrambler
convention). Vince/Jake/Jacoby/Slappy
is also very kind hearted to cats of
all ages and makes a mean cannoli.