Amy will lend you her tape recorder when
you need to sneakily collect evidence
for a sexual harrasment law suit against
your boss. She'll tell you all about
your favorite porn stars...and it won't
be hearsay, mind you, it'll be straight
from the horse's...umm, mouth. Her
80-nothing pound self will also outdrink
all you heavyweights out there. Beware
the Benfer!
"Awww look everyone, Amy's dropping
bottles off a roof on to a busy
sidewalk. She's so cute!" Comments like
these and many others can be heard
frequently when hanging out with Amy.
In the many years I've known Amy I've
protected her from Nazis, donned a
kilt, watched her set people on fire,
walked around in matching vinyl jeans,
corrupted the young, offended the old,
made a Repo man cry, had run-ins with
campus rent-a-cops, in a kilt, and
watched Peaches shove three microphones
down her throat... wait a second, was
that all just last week? So if you're
lookin for a rockin good time, don't
call Amy. If you're looking for a
shameless unpredictable evening that
may very well put your life and the
lives of others in danger... yeah...
call Amy... and wear a fire retardent
suit.
for such a tiny frame, this young lady
packs a massive wallop. she may be
seen firing explosives at yuppies on
rooftops or drinking people twice her
weight under the table. use other
than recomended use may result in
blindness or injury.
Amy is my oldest friend, we were rowdy
teens together and lost touch for more
than ten years. She has become
everything that I knew she would, she
was destined for greatness from the
start. I'm so glad that we found each
other again and that time and distance
hasn't changed our friendship or her.
Big city magazine girl with room in
her heart for a silly little Oregon
porn shop girl like me. Love that.
Amy is a true smarty pants in all 3
senses--she's very smart, she's very
sassy, and she's very well dressed.
Until they cast her in Charlie's
Angels: The Series, I am honored to
have her around to get into trouble
with.
smoke with me!
ariter, i wundr if this
splling/and/or/and grammer
will Piss: (her) off.
i -hope not...
she is cool.
you need to sneakily collect evidence
for a sexual harrasment law suit against
your boss. She'll tell you all about
your favorite porn stars...and it won't
be hearsay, mind you, it'll be straight
from the horse's...umm, mouth. Her
80-nothing pound self will also outdrink
all you heavyweights out there. Beware
the Benfer!
week in america's finest news
source. don't front!
world of fireants. Wish us luck...
bottles off a roof on to a busy
sidewalk. She's so cute!" Comments like
these and many others can be heard
frequently when hanging out with Amy.
In the many years I've known Amy I've
protected her from Nazis, donned a
kilt, watched her set people on fire,
walked around in matching vinyl jeans,
corrupted the young, offended the old,
made a Repo man cry, had run-ins with
campus rent-a-cops, in a kilt, and
watched Peaches shove three microphones
down her throat... wait a second, was
that all just last week? So if you're
lookin for a rockin good time, don't
call Amy. If you're looking for a
shameless unpredictable evening that
may very well put your life and the
lives of others in danger... yeah...
call Amy... and wear a fire retardent
suit.
HATS OFF, AMY!
packs a massive wallop. she may be
seen firing explosives at yuppies on
rooftops or drinking people twice her
weight under the table. use other
than recomended use may result in
blindness or injury.
teens together and lost touch for more
than ten years. She has become
everything that I knew she would, she
was destined for greatness from the
start. I'm so glad that we found each
other again and that time and distance
hasn't changed our friendship or her.
Big city magazine girl with room in
her heart for a silly little Oregon
porn shop girl like me. Love that.
senses--she's very smart, she's very
sassy, and she's very well dressed.
Until they cast her in Charlie's
Angels: The Series, I am honored to
have her around to get into trouble
with.