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I am F**ked up.
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- Male, 38, Single
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Interested In: Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since: Jun 2003
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Hometown: Baltimore/DC
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College: University of Maryland - College Park
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Company: TV, Films, Commercials, Stage, PBS, Yahoo!, MCA
- Alan Falan's URL:
- http://profiles.friendster.com/heitz
"I have a birthmark on my penis. That's about it."
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Schools:
Clinton Christian School, Attended 1975 - 1983, Class of 1987
Frederick Douglass High, Attended 1983 - 1987, Class of 1987
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Schools (Other):
Clinton Christian School, Frederick Douglass High School, University of MD
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College/University:
University of Maryland - College Park, Attended 1989 - 1993, Class of 1994, Bachelor's Degree, Journalism
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Occupation:
Working Actor So SIT ON IT!
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Hobbies and Interests:
Poppin', Golf, MLB, NFL, Orioles Baseball, Redskins Football, Pointing at people and laughing, Moving my mouse around on my computer, Clicking buttons, Observing other people as they waste their lives
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Favorite Books:
Garfield Sits Around the House, The Stranger, The Little Prince, Desolation Angels, American Psycho, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Naked And The Dead, The Executioner's Song, Flowers For Algernon, Gremlins (yeah I read the book)
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Favorite Movies:
Lawrence of Arabia, Battle Royale, Alien, The Thing, The Road Warrior, Look Back In Anger, Cheech & Chong's Next Movie, The Shining, Swingers, The Manchurian Candidate, Fight Club, The Jerk, Dumb & Dumber, Cube, Airplane!, Repo Man, The Thin Red Line
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Favorite Music:
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Young Ones, Wonderama, Mr. Show, Police Squad, Sledgehammer, Homicide, Entourage, Unscripted, Deadwood, Six Million Dollar Man, Saturday Night Live, Kids in the Hall, Insomniac
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About Me:
I have a birthmark on my penis. That's about it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Jim Gaffigan. I've had the opportunity three times too. I'm an ass. Update, I had a 4th opportunity and actually talked to him. However, all I said was, "Uh... you're great." I suck.
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Alan Falan's Media Box
I don't check this site anymore. I've sold out and went to MySpace. http://www.myspace.com/heitz
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Testimonials and Comments for Alan Falan
to my place he cries...I don't quite
understand it...I just hold him and feed
him lots of booze...i's getting to be very
expensive so I haven't invited him over in
awhile...
wall... is the wall pink? Or is that
the color we see when looking at Alan?
picture. Unfortunately, I'm at a loss
for words... um "nice picture."
stick his dick in a golf bag and swing
it around like Snuffalupagus's trunk-
complete with screeching sounds.
Want to get high Alan?
Inscets...beware of Alan, he'll get you
drunk, put a trucker cap on your head,
feed you pills and make you drive him
around town to score tail of any kind.
But hey, you'll laugh your ass off
while looking like a total loser so
it's all good.
in a bunny suit? if anyone is
interested, i swear on my mother that
i have pictures of him fucking chicks
with fake tits in a pre-school type
setting- wearing the suit complete
with head (double entendre
intended). whomever offers the
most $$ gets the pix. let the bidding
begin....
touches it with his mouth.
effort to get close to him. I try to
make a lot of naked trips to the fridge
but so far, alan just fucking ignores
me. thanks alan.