Andrew McCarty

Corporate Pimp

Movies, Theater, Music, Literature, Nerdery

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Franz Kafka and J.D. Salinger

Fight Club, The Hudsucker Proxy, Rushmore, Punch-Drunk Love and anything by Stanley Kubrick, Akira Kurasawa, the Coen Brothers, or Wes Anderson.

Currently....The Killers, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hot Hot Heat, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Jet, Radiohead, The Postal Service, Sahara Hotnights, The Hives, The Bravery, UNKLE, Ben Folds, Recoil, Bloc Party, Louis XIV, Audioslave, Seu Jorge, DJ Shadow, Gorillaz, Christopher O'Reilly, other people...

The Simpsons. I'm caving and adding Arrested Development.

I'm the angriest optimist you'll ever meet.

People that I already have that I want more of: Roommates with tee shirts that say, "For Bitches Only;" those who will take every opportunity to take my picture; those who won't allow any pictures to be taken of them; people who complain from another county; ladies who like wine or tequilla or both; anyone who gets a rose and KEEPS it; biters; bitees; people who leave a mark; people who say, "Now open your mouth;" anyone with a beer bottle opener on the bottom of their flip-flops; everyone who's dad smokes out more than all of my roommates combined; non-flakes; anyone who's been to club L-EV-8R; anyone who came to my film festival; anyone who can drill holes in concrete; people who know what is the only acceptable hand flourish is after the punchline, "The Aristocrats!" Zelda Fitzgerald, or at least a living version of her; empty parking spaces; the inventor of a teleportation device; American expats; anyone who knows why I have more room on MySpace to write who I want to meet....