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"sign: gemini, blood type: O+, height: 6'2", vision: near
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born: new england. i like people who don't rush. i..."
More about Jon
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More About Jon
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Occupation:
gentle warrior
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, Film, Media, Breakfast for Dinner, Indie/Hip-Hop Music, Design, Dunkin' Donuts, Dave Scharfenberg
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Favorite Books:
james and the giant peach, anagrams, friday night lights, get your war on, sailing alone around the room
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Favorite Movies:
miller's crossing, schizopolis, tommy boy, in the mood for love, punch-drunk love, broadcast news, the french connection, the conversation, the lion in winter, lawrence of arabia, waiting for guffman, bull durham
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Favorite Music:
anything by the guys named elvis, clem snide, otis redding, de la soul
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Favorite TV Shows:
the office, mr. show, sunday morning with charles kurault, the daily show, primetime glick, good eats, sportscenter
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About Me:
sign: gemini, blood type: O+, height: 6'2", vision: near
sighted,
born: new england. i like people who don't rush. i
appreciate
quality customer service, and if i could, i'd make it my
crusade to
insure quality customer service for every person living. i
laugh very
loudly. i sleep very quietly. i eat way too fast, and i
appreciate
people who do the exact opposite. mostly, i just like
talking to
people and trying to make them laugh. i also like going to
the
barber and eating strange food.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who laugh as loudly as i do. i'd also love to meet
someone
with really good style tips for on-the-cheap lifestyles.
and if
someone could give me a brush-up on bartending (my license
is
way old by now) i would love a refresher course. if i could
reverse the space-time continuum, i would love to go back
and meet the ancestor of mine who hid in the trunk of a
tree during the french-indian war. but that's just
impossible.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jon
god he didn't, because though i've
never seen it up close, i'm sure it is
as lovely as the rest of him. and
that's a whole lot of lovely.
metrosexual. Unerring fashion sense,
sensitive manliness, sexxxy and wicked
sense of humor, smart, thoughtful,
generous, kind. He once peed on himself
in a play and grew a sweeeet mustache
for charity. In sum, why hasn't he
donated his sperm already so there can
be more Jon's in this world? Or maybe
cloning, yes that's it, then everyone
can have their own Jon to love!
a long from the seven month long FBI
probe that busted him, a long way from
the Witness Protection Program, a long
way from his pistol whipping days, a
long way from introducing his
interchangable, scantily-clad female
companions simply as "my baby's mama".
Having known *Jon* back when he was
Iago Iscariot Raskolnikov, I am happy
to see he has built a life for himself
far from the shake downs for bank
heists, professional shill-dom and
acting only in confidence schemes. I am
most happy that he has no hard feelings
for me ratting him out in open court.
And why should he? He got every last
penny of the $18 million dollars. Well
done *Jon*, well done.
Marlowe died in a bar fight over a
bill. However, this is historically
inaccurate. For years Marlowe had tried
to find a way to combine football
[soccer] and break dancing successful
on stage, faced with his inadequacy,
well, he met a miserable end. This on-
stage failing was repeated by
playwrights from Moliere to Wilde to
Stoppard. But success was achieved one
night at the Magic Theater when Jon
successfully brought the two mediums
together as a break-dancing human
soccer ball. Whether it be his Mad-
Libs, bashful modesty, his
philanthropic affinity for creating mix-
tape/CDs in his spare time or his
loyalty to the humour of Martin
Lawrence in this often hostile market,
Jon's the cat's pajamas*. *Although
generally I am ethically against
dressing animals in human clothing or
posing them in photos featuring human
type endeavors (i.e. washing dishes or
getting married, going to the bathroom).
O=outstanding fashion sense
N=never been anyone like this guy
Wolanske.
Jon is what I can only hope my future
sons to be like, whom I shall name
seymore and hickory. Seriously folks,
there isn't one particular word i can
think of to describe J.W., so I will
make one up......"beausuferful".
When I enter a party, and I see Jon is
there, I know I am going to have a
really, really, fun time. And probably
make up some funny songs. Because Jon
is also really good at
that..........And I bet he also knows
how to make pancakes...HOMEMADE!
I'd just be happy to say I'm the one who
shines his shoes.