Bethifer is a bitch-mouth like no other.
She shoots knitting needles out of her
tits and artfully assembled four-letter
words from her mouth. All this in under
5'4"! I wish she were the terminator
running California. Also, she is sweet
and insightful, and one fierce cleaner.
She is the best!
i remember when i first met beth. i met
her during the time she was sporting the
glue-in-her-hair-style. i remember
thinking to myself, "this girl is
soooooooo nerdy, but she's sooooooo hot!"
Beth is a sweetheart - with a
beautiful eye toward the scathing
indictment of this, that, and the other.
The first time I met Beth, she had
huge green Docs, and I thought,
"Helllloooooo there." Since we
parted, I have met no one like Beth. I
meant to tell her congrats on her
recent life, but I didnt. Hopefully she
wont think me a jackass.
I am also obligated to add, because I
was thinking about it, that Beth makes
really good Indian food! Maybe she will
make you some, if you are nice to her.
Beth is one of the funniest, smartest,
coolest people that I know! When I met
her she had the most unique hairdo that
I have ever seen (and it involved
Elmer's glue somehow). When we would
hang out, she would microwave lightbulbs
for fun. To top it all off, despite my
roommate's protest, she used to wash my
dirty dishes. What a friend!
beth is so cool that she threw a big,
kick-ass birthday party for me last
year without even having met me...
okay, so it was actually her wedding
and it just happened to be on my
birthday. but, hey, there was cake and
it was a kick-ass party!
She shoots knitting needles out of her
tits and artfully assembled four-letter
words from her mouth. All this in under
5'4"! I wish she were the terminator
running California. Also, she is sweet
and insightful, and one fierce cleaner.
She is the best!
her during the time she was sporting the
glue-in-her-hair-style. i remember
thinking to myself, "this girl is
soooooooo nerdy, but she's sooooooo hot!"
beautiful eye toward the scathing
indictment of this, that, and the other.
The first time I met Beth, she had
huge green Docs, and I thought,
"Helllloooooo there." Since we
parted, I have met no one like Beth. I
meant to tell her congrats on her
recent life, but I didnt. Hopefully she
wont think me a jackass.
was thinking about it, that Beth makes
really good Indian food! Maybe she will
make you some, if you are nice to her.
came down from space to enlighten the
internet with her hilarious dreams.
coolest people that I know! When I met
her she had the most unique hairdo that
I have ever seen (and it involved
Elmer's glue somehow). When we would
hang out, she would microwave lightbulbs
for fun. To top it all off, despite my
roommate's protest, she used to wash my
dirty dishes. What a friend!
kick-ass birthday party for me last
year without even having met me...
okay, so it was actually her wedding
and it just happened to be on my
birthday. but, hey, there was cake and
it was a kick-ass party!
smart lady. I want to go visit her
right now!!