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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
chicago
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Messy's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/458915
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Occupation:
techno freakout prostitution mob-ring 2003
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What I enjoy doing:
go to craptabulous.com (funjob) and messystench.com (portfolio) for this crap...
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Favorite Books:
hakim bey (break shit & blame it on art), neil gaimen & terry pratcher (break shit and blame it on satan)
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Favorite Movies:
bill & ted's excellent adventure, bill & ted's bogus journey
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Favorite Music:
i like it raw
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Favorite TV Shows:
too busy masturbating my grandma to do that.
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About Me:
fan art by rion vernon, matt maguire, fuzzypants and bad taste -
thanks, douchels, i'll molest ya later!!
hmmmm...i play with cameras, soiled undergarments,
computer insides, destructed media, mud, anything
that ticks and beeps and hopefully vibrates, boys if
they're lucky, mind-altering gifts, cyber
transformations....oh, and ah layk tuh mayke drawrins...
i make fun, i make messes. i make stains. i make
things that smell funny. i make things that people stare
at in odd ways. i make people get excited. i make
money. i make the most attractive celebs look like
gutter trash. heh heh heh...i make modesty nonexistant.
and what the fuck is an "activity partner"? whatever it is,
sign ME up!
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Who I Want to Meet:
nobody really. i'm just on here to grab my friends'
collective sexy bottoms .. . . and to arm myself with THE
most powerful zombie army ever in the universe, duh!
no really. go here to sign up:
http://www.craptabulous.com/survey.html
- also, my last name is
stench, so add me: i'm an equal opportunity defiler.
- on second thought... add me to your myspace account - i'm
messy_stench (at) hotmail.com there too
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The underwear of everyone who meets
her that is. Yup a living, sleazy,
trashy and nasty wet dream. And
because of her existence I am and
always shall be the dirty old white
boy that I am. Have you seen her
spread in MK Magazine? I have, and
ever since my gal thinks I'm on
Viagra. Butt seriously, she's pure
originality. Her own stylist and her
own look that should have a patent on
it. So Messy, here's to you baby a
true ground breaking, hip shaking,
rule breaking artist! CHEERS! (she
play with guns)
addictive pop-rocks sorta way.
I dig.
Ann Marie
the other day just sortof looking
around you know? I walk over to the
fetish latex local ass kick section and
messy is on the cover of one of the
issues growling at me. I looked around
to make sure it was me and it was. So!
I picked it up and it frickin turned
out to be like 30 pages of all messy.
It was called M something. The M was
prolly for Messy. It was hardcore. I
was trying to get through the whole
thing until a laser shot out at me into
my eye and absorbing it into my brain.
At that point my lipped dropped, I
salivated it and I meowed "sexy."
stile about her. I fucken dig it...
What a hotty.
she's such a twisted pervert, you feel
incredibly comfortable saying anything
to her. I mean, where as I would be
afraid to slip up and accidently
say "I like to dress up like Sally
Jesse Raphael and hump high school
boy's gym socks" around everyone else,
I'd feel comfortable telling this to
Messy. Whatta gal!
cuz she feeds me mudpies
injured innocent passersby, shes the
model of one of my most popular
characters (camel toe for all you
crazies that been livin in a cave or
sumtin the past year) and one of the
funniest motherfuckers i know. since i
been talkin it up with the
stench....ive gotten an itchy itchy
rash that makes me scratch my chode
almost all day....and what is that
smell?
to spend 4 hours of it with the
craptabulous Messy and Nico....I met
them downtown on Dearborn for a 10am
photo shoot. Nico proceeded to drive
Messy and I around to some of the more
visually odd locations in the
surrounding area for us to shoot at.
The shoot would not have been half as
good or as fun without him!.....Messy
was charming, intelligent, and
extremely ladylike. Messy was probably
the most fashionable and stylish model
I have ever shot, not too mention,
just downright beautiful!....Thanks
Messy! I had a great time! We should
do it again soon!.....Oh! And I give
Messy an 8 out of 10 on the belch
richter scale!
my own affair--when little ms. messy
grabbed me unaware.
she said, "yo' name nico?"
i said, "why, sho'"
she said, "you the boy, i been lookin
fo'"
Ungh! daz right!
were beating me with tire irons. So hot.