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Schools (Other):
University of Chicago, The Waring School, Winthrop Elementry
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College/University:
University of Chicago, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Anthropology
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Occupation:
Bartender
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Affiliations:
Church of the SubGenius
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Hobbies and Interests:
sci-fi, collecting small plastic animals, art, archaeology, sunlight, caffine, puddles under streetlights
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Favorite Books:
cryptonomicon, jovah's angel, the stone diaries, geek love, wicked, sphere, ender's game, darwin's radio, housekeeping, the cunning man, amphagorey
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Favorite Movies:
dark crystal, amalie, x-men, princess bride, lethal weapon, la citie des enfants perdu, delicatessan, the professional, the last unicorn, lilo and stitch, diamonds are forever
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Favorite Music:
cake, white stripes, gangstarr, francis cabrel, ben folds, tori amos, ani difranco, heretix, light fm, acumen nation, the lustkillers, plane, victory at sea, the kris carter show
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, charmed, junkyard wars, x-men cartoon, square one
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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Who I Want to Meet:
blue things.
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ass with those.
is a woman, only with all the
stereotypically negative attributes of a
woman replaced by analagous
stereotypically positive qualities of a
man. Replace hysteria with a desire to
drink beer. Replace the squeals of
pleasure for Romantic Comedies with an
open love for SciFi. Replace
effervescent and abject silliness
with... well, smarter effervescent and
abject silliness.
Add [insert florescent color here] hair,
and you have imagined Alexis.
her the other night, but hey, anyone
that laughs at all my jokes has gots
to be alright. And she rides the
Green Line after dark, and she made it
out of Hyde Park without becoming a
geek, and she has a HUGE backpack, the
contents of which I can only assume
are used to accomplish good deeds. I
hope we can hang out again soon.
other skinny, white, pink haired girl I know. Is
this where I declare my love so everyone
knows how much I love Alexis? Or am I
supposed to tell you (who are you?) why
you should love Alexis? Either way...
need something practical like finding
shoes on sale with a coupon and making
sure they fit, or something unpractical
like a box of wonderful plastic
fingerpuppets to make up little puppet
shows or glue to your car. We played
cards with the Eiffel Tower as a
fourth, she is the most generous
person, she is my flatlander buddy...I
miss Alexis.