Caleb

...of Hard Knocks, ...of Rock (magna cum lauda), Handsome Boy Modelling..., & the Wu Academy (well, actually I'm still rushing for them... the RZA is my in-house sponsor)......... oh yeah, and these places called Putney and Reed, or some shit like that

Reed College, 參加 2002 - 2004, 學士學位, Lit./Theater

a scholar & a gentleman

I'm down with the man from UNCLE, C.L.A.W. from inspector gadget, COBRA Commandoes, Battle CATS, James Bond & the whole double 0 crew, the team at Mission Impossible, and my homeboy the Shadow... holla!

livin' (l.i.v.i.n.), films, music, painting, writing, spliffs, snowboards, dogs and cats, trying to find a job in espionage, livin' la vida semi-loca, other interests befitting an international playboy and sometime industrial saboteur

"Machinal" by Sophie Treadwell, Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, The Acid House by Irvine Welsh, Cosmopolis by Don Delillo, JD Salinger, Chuang Tzu, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Jean Genet, Tennessee Williams, Junot Diaz, Hemingway, Willy Shakes

L'Heine, North by Northwest, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Dead Man, Dark Days, Rashoman, Bottle Rocket, old John Woo, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Fight Club, Milla Jovovich in basically anything, Storytelling, Style Wars, The Warriors, Kill Bill, Brazil, Akira, Princess Mononoke, Blade Runner, Beat Takashi movies, The Life Aquatic, City of Lost Children, Dead Leaves (anime), The Limey, Sin City

dj shadow, massive attack, portishead, modest mouse, sleater-kinney, wu tang, 'pac and biggie, bjork, tricky, prince, pulp, jedi mind tricks, lee perry, charlie parker, primal scream, morphine, tom waits, sage francis, aesop rock, mos def, stones, zep, floyd, the biz, guns 'n' roses, lethal interjection, L7, nirvana, common sense, RJD2, kid koala, dan "the automator" nakamura, belle and sebastian, the pixies, jane's addiction, underworld, yo mama and the tittie babies

simpsons, sopranos, seinfeld, sealab 2021, six feet under, futurama, south park, arrested development, growing up gotti, www.heavy.com, curb your enthusiasm, mister show, upright citizens' brigade

I'm a character, and I'm full of contradictions. The worst thing anyone's ever said about me is it looks as if I was half alive. But still, at least they didn't say I looked like I was half dead.

Oh, and as a side comment, to all the people who get fucking professional photography done so they can put it up on their friendster profiles: GET A LIFE, YOU LITTLE SAD GLAMOURPUSSES!!!

If you want to know the true me, ask and I'll introduce myself to you.

I want to berate, scandalize, revolutionize, exalt, extort, verb it up, kiss like i mean it, make some enduring art, roll a doobie, listen to music real fucking loud, get paid, get laid in the shade, and never be afraid. So, if you're into some or most of that stuff, chances are I'd get along with you. Holla.