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Schools (Other):
Cornell
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Occupation:
craftsperson, ?
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Affiliations:
The Yarn Tree
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Hobbies and Interests:
knitting, spinning yarn, being silly, cooking sometimes, writing sometimes, going to movies, long walks, dancing.
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Favorite Books:
The Quest for Christa T, Catch 22, Palm Wine Drinkard, We, Jane Eyre. Chekhov stories, Dorothy Richardson, Pablo Neruda, anything about yarn.
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Favorite Movies:
Top Secret, Rock and Roll High School, In the Mood for Love, Amelie, Carnival of Souls, Heavenly Creatures, Wages of Fear, Lovely and Amazing, Jean Pain-leve underwater documentaries, Guy Maddin stuff, Bollywood, Secretary, Volver
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Favorite Music:
Anything live! (except Joan Jett's version of "Everyday People"), Elvis, wnyc, i actually dont listen to music much at home because it possesses me and I can't function.
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Favorite TV Shows:
don't watch much tv-some thirteen, I don't really like sex and the city but it actually seems less offensive to me than a lot of the other crap on tv so sometimes i watch it, I used to watch the weather channel but now i'm officially "over" Jim Cantore (did you hear that, bachelors out there?), and Scrubs!
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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ability to take dog hair, cat hair,
dust balls, or more luxurious fibers
like cashmere and angora and spin it
into yarn and then knit it into
glamorous accessories. Her room is
like a yarn store... heaven for a
fellow knitting crazy like me! I want
Caroline to open a yarn store in the
countryside so that everyone knows
about her talents.
more effective than pilates, running, or yoga,
but not yogurt. Still that kind of spinning is
just ego-spanking compared to yarn-
spinning which is a great way to serve your
country. How would those dudes at Valley
Forge have handled the weather if colonists
had wasted their time at the gym instead of
making blankets? Thank you Caroline, we
salute you.
sweet Caroline?
To list all her great qualities, there's
scarcely enough time.
She sings like a bird and kung-fu
kicks like a mule
She tells dirty jokes like Redd Foxx
But she's nobody's fool.
She can shear sheep, spin yarn,
crochet, knit and sew
And she can dance off her ass.
The girl's a one-woman show!
But let's not forget the thing we all
love the best
She's more minty fresh and
sparkling cool than a new tube of
Crest.
This one time we were hanging out, and
she took her shoes off in front of me,
i almost lost it. I started drooling
and getting all stir-crazy, her feet
started telling me all this crazy shit
about taking over the world. I still
think she is a little bitter about the
fact that i had to stomp on them to
get them to shut up, but after a few
plastic surgery treatments i think her
feet are looking beter than ever, i
just wish she would return my phone
calls!!!
at some bar in Williamsburg. She was dancing
up a storm and the bartender asked her if she
would like to dance on the pool table. She
complied, and we were treated to some of the
finest pool table dancing I've ever seen in real
life or on film. And when I say fine pool table
dancing, I don't mean Coyote Ugly cheesy
genero dancing on a bar for people. I mean
honest down-home genuine pool table
dancing from the heart. Because that's what
Caroline is all about to me: she'll dance on a
pool table, but not to be cool or be the center
of attention, but because it's kinda of fun and
funny at the same time, and she loves a dirty
joke as much as anybody else.
the scarf i own that was made by
caroline than anything i've ever worn
added up together. the world would be
a better place if everyone was
sporting something by caroline because
people would be running up to each
other in a frenzy to say how fabulous
each other are. or is.
am so sad w/out having her to come home
too. but thankfully there IS that cold
beer in the fridge w/my name on it.
carols - keep changing the profile,
it's getting like a soap opera now. i
love you!
she has anecdotes worthy of the sedaris
family. as you may well know, her
friendster profile is addictive. she's
like this little phenomenon or
something. boys, you want her. she's a
keeper... and boy can she dance.
there as lucky as I am since I get the
pleasure of living with this swell gal.
She is always there for me when I come
home drunk & need a helping hand. Also,
she has made me stop wearing underwear
on a regular basis.....she is AMAZING!
Did she tell u all she was conceived at
a Grateful Dead show in the 70s????