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Jul 2007

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JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - ANO BA ANG NA-WITNESS NILA?

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My name is Resie Velayo. Once said that I have a very nice name-for a disease.

I was voted as the sex symbol of elementary school because according to them, I am the only guy that looks like a penis.

I was already a celebrity even when I was a baby. I weighed 48 pounds when I was born-but weighed only 3 pounds after I was circumcised.

I was the only abortion that lived.

I was such an ugly baby. My mother only puts the negatives of my pictures in our family album.

I was a very thin baby because I was a breastfed baby-I was breastfed by my father.

I grew up to be a boy wonder-everybody always looked at me and wondered.

I studied at the Private school where I am a Third year high school from now. That explains why up to now I still am poor as ever.

My father is a bisexual-every time he sees sex he buys it.

My mother is a very religious woman-she is a nun.

My parents are in the iron and steel business. My mother irons and my father steals.

I have a girlfriend right now. her name was Geneva Danseco who up to now believes that love is really blind.

I am also a firm believer in a lot of very serious facts of life. Let me share with you a few meaningful facts that I believe in:

I BELIEVE...that if you read too much about the bad effects of smoking -- give up reading.

I BELIEVE...that you should never make love with your eyes unless you are sore eyes.