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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Mar 2003
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Hometown:
greenwich ct/san ramon ca
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Moi's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/46233
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Occupation:
To quote my Dr. "Um, it appears you are shrinking"
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Affiliations:
www.thisblueholiday.com
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What I enjoy doing:
knitting, cooking, eating, dancing, reading, having the dirtiest mouth and rottenest soul on earth.
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Favorite Books:
fast food nation, factotum, autobiography of a face, picnic lightning
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Favorite Movies:
grey gardens, gimme shelter, dark days, don't eat the pictures, shattered glass, goonies, secretary
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Favorite Music:
This Blue Holiday, Rilo Kiley, Runner, The Slits, T. Rex, Heart, Bowie, Roger Sisters, Elliott Smith
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Favorite TV Shows:
Home Movies, Iron Chef, Good Eats, SNL
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About Me:
I like a good friday night spent listening to records, dancing around the room, eating cheese and maybe watching movies. I feel like I should say I like going out dancing and to rockshows and drinking like a fish but lately I have been letting my boyfriends homebodiness rub the fuck off on me. and it's alright.
also
I don't particularly intend to meet new people via the internerd so like if we share a zip code or even a mutual friend, chances are, I'm not gonna
be like whoa, hey there pal.
I know too many amazing, flatulent, obscene, hysterical, drunk ass crazy, motherfucking people already and I only have so much love.
I've recently concluded, after finding the myspace profile of a coworker's ''boyfriend'', who is leading a double life as an internet whore, that the internet profile is to the rock bandless boy, what a rock band is to a boy who is actually talented, motivated or alternately, dumb and ego driven enough to be in one. you can be like, a total fucking rockstar to a bevvy of barely legal chicks in illinois who offer a limitless supply of overly made-up glamor shots in their bras and inevitably have a cache of nude pictures of themselves which they will share with you at minimal prodding
AND
you can still keep your fat, unhappy, long distance girlfriend in her dead end waitressing job who will always come to your aid when your cat is sick or your ego needs primping or your broadband connection is down.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Billionaires, Dirt McGirt, Spader, the guitarist from This Blue Holiday, oh... and a dentist who is not also a slightly lecherous college chum of my dads, who none the less will accept patients without medical or dental insurance. I've got this one tooth that is in dire need of a dental investigation. oh. add to the list: PETER SARSGODAMNGAARD. Its not like a sexual thing, cause I love my boyfriend and I pretty much stopped even remotely oggling other boys way over a year ago, but it's like, if peter godamnmotherfuckingsarsgaard were to read from the phonebook, and I had like a videofeed of his smarmy little mouth moving whilst he read? I could pretty much be lulled into a peaceful dream-filled sleep at any time. I probably wouldn't even need audio although i suppose audio of peter sarsgaard reading from the phonebook would be nice too.
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want to vomit, and probably has friendster and is
probably reading this RIGHT NOW. but
apparently it doesn't worry our fathers that we
would both rather have our teeth rotting out of our
skulls than sit in his chair for five minutes. i vote for
a new dentist pronto.
about moira, and i'm going to tell them to you.
She's sassy and classy. She's always "on the
go" and can't be bothered by bottomfeeders.
I'm always calling her jellybean and to this day i
don't know what for, and i don't even know that
she likes it all that much. she always looks her
best, even when she thinks she looks her worst.
she is a glitteratti, and a literati.
she's very "involved" in the "scene". You
know....the "SCENE" (wink)
she also is a black belt in aikido, and she made a
drink for me once that was viscous and green. no
matter how gross it was, you know what? i drank
every damn drop of it ( even the frothy gunk on
the top). You know why? because you just can't
refuse her. go ahead and try. won't happen.
she's like that.
one night i was all bummed and i ran into her in
front of her place, and seeing her saved the
whole night for me. and I only talked to her for
lik
A) i too like fish! B) also mushrooms.
C) meat is murder (again). Yes, Moira
now understands the joy of fish and
fungus! That sounds rude somehow, but
delicious!
She's not actually married nor is Jared
my brother, but it still has that same
ring to it. Ring? What ring? "Has
Jared proposed yet?" Of course not
because she's just the beard. She's the
front for the Pansy Road
heterosexuality. If only she had
friends who were female and would like
to be my beard.