Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners

Jun 2003

New Orleans

Waterstreet Productions - Comedy Central - ABC

http://profiles.friendster.com/462903

I hold several pricy pieces of paper that claim I am intelligent.

script supervisor 2000

NAACP, OPEC, NATO, AFTRA, SAG, UN, AARP, The Shriners, Knights of Columbus, Masons - That's all I can think of.

beauty, sex, food, snow, spending money, evading the law, surprises...

Gravity's Rainbow, House of Leaves, Venus on the Halfshell, Love is a Dog From Hell, Loose Change, The Stranger, Crying of Lot 49, V, Vineland, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

King Kong (classic), Freaks, From Dusk Til Dawn, Groundhog Day, Attack of the Killer Condoms, Magnolia, Boat Trip, Stripes, History of the World, Blazing Saddles, Being John Malkovich, Magnolia, Eternal Sunshine

When I was a child I would play Rhinestone Cowboy over and over again and ride my toy horse. It had springs and shit.

Entourage, Rescue Me, Aqua Teen, Southpark, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Chappele's Show Bitches, Kid Notorious, Insomniac, Actor's Studio (one day I will urinate on James Lipton and elicit a compliment), Conan

I am no longer claiming to be a nihilist. The racket got old, lots of other nihilists crowding up the place, and so I decided to move on to lazy writer. I know, I know. Many people would argue that I'd always been there, but I'm for real this time.

At this moment in time I am in Youngsfield Ohio shooting a movie. It's very cold here, and I've been rethinking my laziness, warming up to the prospect of getting someone else to do the ass work on MY fucking movie next time around. But I digress.

About me: Well I AM an amazing lover who might just scratch your back after I've scratched your back (*wink wink, *nudge nudge). I love movies and will see almost any piece of crap the distribution companies throw at us. I read on the toilet and in lines because those are the best places to read. I won't read any piece of crap the distribution companies throw at us.

I love booze, but the older I get the less of it I can drink before I'm swinging naked from the chandeliers, and so I think that will have to really stop sometime soon. I smoke because I'm an idiot and just love to smoke, even though it hurts me deep inside (really).

Hm... A beautiful woman who is an heiress AND an olympian? You know, not an Olympian, just an olympian... Boy that word loses meaning pretty fast when you say it a few times.

Well we all wanna meet our soulmates, don't we? And it ain't happened to me yet, so, if you're out there honey...