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"There is not enough room here to describe who I am. True, I am just a man - and only as God made me - but there are so many..."
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More About John
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Schools (Other):
University of Fartology, Denver (majored in flatulence).
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Occupation:
Fart Producer
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Affiliations:
Feed the Farts, Greenfart (save the farts!), The Fartery Club, The Benevolent Protective Order of the Farts.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Farts, Farts, Farts, and gassy bloat.
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Favorite Books:
The Art of the Fart, The Da Vinci Code. (Bet you thought I was going to say The Da Vinci Fart, right?? Well, that's not a book, doofus.)
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Favorite Movies:
Superfart, Batfart, The Deer Fart, Fartacita Por Favor (starring a young Penelope Cruz-- mmmm...).
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Favorite Music:
The Fartles, Van Farten, UFart, Fart Fart, and Willie Fartsen.
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Favorite TV Shows:
24 Farts (the best farting show ever).
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
There is not enough room here to describe who I am. True, I am just a man - and only as God made me - but there are so many sides to an individual: their strengths, weaknesses, desires, needs. If I had to consider one, and only one, word to describe me, John, I would have to say that word would be... Uh... Hmmm... Um... Fartacular??
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Who I Want to Meet:
An alien fart.
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Testimonials and Comments for John
the originator of the funny saying,
"WAZUUUUUUUP?"
I'll keep saying it -- Trav's one of the
funniest writers in town and a most
charming actor -- try to get him to do a
reading of your pilot or play, it'll be much
better than without him. Then nag him
to get back to his writing!
drinking beer and breast milk came out of
my nose.
I'm guilty.
bunch of other words I looked up in a
thesaurus. I know nothing about him.
Nothing. Which can only mean we will
remain the closest of friends for years to
come.
friendster page. God bless you, John
Travis!
good-looking man. He is also a big
steaming pile of information. He will
always be my tree brother.