Ethan Bold

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      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Just kidding. Seriously. I only know how to pick
        cheap three-number combination locks by brute
        force because there's an acceptable range for
        error prevention that applies to each number,
        though it can take over an hour to discover the
        sequence. Not that I ever would. But it's handy if
        you forget your own combination.
        Misappropriations of mathematics.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Ethan's Feinnman book taught me how to crack a
        safe. Now I'm a very rich man.
      • Angie
      • Posted
      • Ethan's funny and nice, and that's why
        he's my friend. Apparently, I have
        blackmail info on him, so perhaps
        that's why he's my friend. I met him
        in math class in 1995 (?) over an MC
        Escher tug-of-war. Despite the fact
        that he left Texas, I still like him.
        Altho, if he doesn't post this
        testimonial, he's dead to me... Unless
        I need a place to stay in San Fran. Or
        he's visiting Austin. Or Dallas. Or
        he calls or emails me. Other than
        that, dead.
      • Paul
      • Posted
      • i've actually never met ethan, we met
        through the same good taste in music.
        but if i was in SF, we'd probably go see
        my morning jacket and get really
        smashed. it'd be fun i swear.
      • Mitesh
      • Posted
      • God! I've never shot so many hookers
        with one person! Good times.
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • that's me in the picture, ready to pump
        ethan's head full of water. Ethan's
        head has a high water carrying capacity.
      • Nik
      • Posted
      • I used to work with Ethan, and now I just
        pester him on occasion. He's a breed apart, all
        right. Somehow he manages to be supremely
        laid-back and stressed at the same time, and
        he has the strangest tastes in music I have
        encountered so far. Good egg, though, Ethan.
        Definitely a good egg.
      • Leif
      • Posted
      • a few years back ethan founded a cult.
        the cult had a lot of strange
        doctrines, but the main one was
        that "god" was a hamster named orvil.
        the hamster -- i refused to call him
        by his name -- acted like any hamster,
        but every once in a while ethan would
        run into the hallway of his dorm and
        shout, "dude. he's talking again. and
        all these dumbasses would run into his
        room and stare at him like he was a
        fucking oracle. ethan would eventually
        get this strange smirk on his face and
        say something like, "dude, he told us
        to smoke a kilo of pot ... in the next
        hour! and so on. but that was years
        ago. he now leads a quiet life in
        northern california.

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