Jason Waters

university of Phoenix

zombie hunter

my gods don't permit you to know

comic books, movies, books, arguing, art, did I mention arguing?

Kurt Vonnegut, Greg Matthews, Stephen King, Nicholson Baker

Evil Dead, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Pee-wee's big adventure, dazed and confused, Goonies

Mr. Bungle, King Crimson, Swirlies, My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive, Faith No More, Police, Doors, many more

Buffy, Angel, X-Files, Simpsons, Arrested Development, porno (big surprise, that one!)

I enjoy a constant battle against hypochodria, bulimia, and narcissism. When I get nervous, I either: fart, make jokes, or stick my hands in my pockets while looking at the ground and shuffling my feet. The only goals I've met in my life were getting a paycheck in exchange for acting, and having sex more than once with someone who wasn't a relative. I read comic books because I like the pretty pictures and the words don't make my head hurt.

I want to meet people who know the difference between good and evil, without having to obey a book. I want to meet people who make time for a good novel. I want to meet people who like to be surprised by music, not just lulled by it. Lastly, I want to meet adventurous people, because I make a good sarcastically witty sidekick.