Jason Waters

"I enjoy a constant battle against hypochodria, bulimia, and narcissism. When I get nervous, I either: fart, make jokes, or..."

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Schools (Other):
university of Phoenix
Occupation:
zombie hunter
Affiliations:
my gods don't permit you to know
Hobbies and Interests:
comic books, movies, books, arguing, art, did I mention arguing?
Favorite Books:
Kurt Vonnegut, Greg Matthews, Stephen King, Nicholson Baker
Favorite Movies:
Evil Dead, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Pee-wee's big adventure, dazed and confused, Goonies
Favorite Music:
Mr. Bungle, King Crimson, Swirlies, My Bloody Valentine, Slowdive, Faith No More, Police, Doors, many more
Favorite TV Shows:
Buffy, Angel, X-Files, Simpsons, Arrested Development, porno (big surprise, that one!)
About Me:
I enjoy a constant battle against hypochodria, bulimia, and narcissism. When I get nervous, I either: fart, make jokes, or stick my hands in my pockets while looking at the ground and shuffling my feet. The only goals I've met in my life were getting a paycheck in exchange for acting, and having sex more than once with someone who wasn't a relative. I read comic books because I like the pretty pictures and the words don't make my head hurt.
Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet people who know the difference between good and evil, without having to obey a book. I want to meet people who make time for a good novel. I want to meet people who like to be surprised by music, not just lulled by it. Lastly, I want to meet adventurous people, because I make a good sarcastically witty sidekick.

Matt
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Jason is the friendliest hermit I know. He is one of those people who completely baffles me with his ability to strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere--usually in the form of divulging some highly personal, often embarrassing fact that results in either a long, uncomfortable silence or a brilliant conversational icebreaker. He can spin a wild yarn, turning the most mundane events into sidesplittingly-funny tales. His head and heart are always in the right place, even when he doesn't realize it. I value his judgement and advice, enjoy adventuring to the farthest reaches of the galaxy with him, and above all appreciate his 16-year friendship.