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Jared Kelly
Messaging Off
[Restricted to Jared's friends]
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Jan 2003
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Hometown:
Concord, CA
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Company:
Ask Jeeves, Commerce One, Clorox, MCI Systemhouse, Republik Music
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Jared's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/jarkel
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Occupation:
Senior Systems Engineer
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What I enjoy doing:
Travel, Music, Travel, Movies, Travel, Partying, Travel, political arguments and.....Travel.
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Favorite Books:
Lord of the Rings, Culture of Fear, A Sunburnt Country, Lonely Planet books, Vonnegut
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Favorite Movies:
Big Lebowski, Lord of the Rings, Amelie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Goodfellas, Casino, Kevin Smith, PT Anderson
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Favorite Music:
Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Miles Davis, Ben Harper, Sinatra, Depeche Mode, Radiohead, Duke Ellington, G Love, Primus
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Favorite TV Shows:
Seinfeld, Law and Order, History Channel, Discovery Channel, screaming at Fox News
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About Me:
All hail the great Satan! No seriously, I'm referred to by
many as the true Dark Lord of this world. I'm known in
many circles as a terrible influence which isn't fair
because all I do is make sure people have a good time --
to excess! Watch your money and your liver when you're
hanging with me!
By day I pose as a serious employee of everyones favorite
search engine....Ask Jeeves. By night I'm hosting events
all over San Francisco, designed to get you drunk for free!
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Who I Want to Meet:
For friends...anyone who shares some of the interests i've
outlined in this damn thing, or is in the least bit
intelligent and interesting..
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that I've know almost all my
life? ...RUN AWAY!
j/k Jared is one guy you can always
count on, he's a been a great friend.
am. i think he's stalking me, but
acting nice to hide it.
genius.
But he's nice.
Jared = Bomb
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..HA ha
ahhhhh.....it's beautiful.
MANNERED person that walks the planet
earth. I have seen this man carry
orphans from a burning building while
simultaneously giving blood. Jesus
Christ could take some pointers from
him. I can only aspire to be 1/10th
of the God he is. Show us thy way
Jared. Show us the way.
that I've ever ____ .
If there is ever a ______ to be _____,
then he's the _____ for you.
out at a bar with him you're in
trouble. His infamous war cry "have
another" has heralded the downfall of
many stout individuals. Always eager
to put a drink on his tab if it means
a full out assault on your liver.
A total asshole. He's also my
roommate and best friend.
with Jared is when we taught Soda to
say "Fuck Jared" and the damn bird said
it in front of his dad. I will do
anything for this guy, he's my hero.
show me the REAL way to use a
trombone...and that was the first day
of the rest of my life...
He throws the wildest parties, drinks
only the finest liquor, and gets with
the hottest prostitutes!