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      Jared Kelly
      Male, 31, In a Relationship, San Francisco, CAMore
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      • Eric
      • Posted
      • Man, what do I tell people about a guy
        that I've know almost all my
        life? ...RUN AWAY!
        j/k Jared is one guy you can always
        count on, he's a been a great friend.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • he always just pops up everywhere i
        am. i think he's stalking me, but
        acting nice to hide it.
        genius.
      • Joseph
      • Posted
      • Jared's a fruitloop.
        But he's nice.
        Jared = Bomb
      • GAVIN
      • Posted
      • AH..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..HA ha
        ahhhhh.....it's beautiful.
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • Jared is the NICEST, MOST CARING, WELL
        MANNERED person that walks the planet
        earth. I have seen this man carry
        orphans from a burning building while
        simultaneously giving blood. Jesus
        Christ could take some pointers from
        him. I can only aspire to be 1/10th
        of the God he is. Show us thy way
        Jared. Show us the way.
      • Ian
      • Posted
      • Jared is a ____. He's the best ____
        that I've ever ____ .

        If there is ever a ______ to be _____,
        then he's the _____ for you.
      • Alan
      • Posted
      • This guy is evil incarnate. If you're
        out at a bar with him you're in
        trouble. His infamous war cry "have
        another" has heralded the downfall of
        many stout individuals. Always eager
        to put a drink on his tab if it means
        a full out assault on your liver.

        A total asshole. He's also my
        roommate and best friend.
      • Sara
      • Posted
      • My proudest moment in my friendship
        with Jared is when we taught Soda to
        say "Fuck Jared" and the damn bird said
        it in front of his dad. I will do
        anything for this guy, he's my hero.
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • So this one time, in band camp, jared
        show me the REAL way to use a
        trombone...and that was the first day
        of the rest of my life...
      • Natalie
      • Posted
      • What can be said of The Devil himself?
        He throws the wildest parties, drinks
        only the finest liquor, and gets with
        the hottest prostitutes!

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