Look at that steely jaw and gruff
pose! He is actually being modest,
considering all his
superpowers. "Josh" (as Thor calls
himself when he is attempting to travel
incognito) is capable of withstanding
any temperature between the melting
point of steel and absolute zero. He
can fly though the air at close to the
speed of sound using his rocket feet.
He has a hundred medals for Unlikely
Deeds, and his bones are made of a
mimetic polyalloy that allows him to
transform himself into a three-toed
sloth at will. He speaks sixteen
languages fluently, and can find the
bathroom in forty-six more. His mystic
shamanic powers allow him to commune
with rocks and dust bunnies to find the
answers to life's mysteries, and he
maintains a summer home on Saturn where
the intense pressure and high wind
would crush and flay anyone less
manly. Nonetheless, he prefers to slay
his foes with rapier wit rather than
using his three-inch retractable
fingernails. Josh has only three
weaknesses. He is rather ticklish. He
can be killed instantly by exposure to
neonite (a mineral that fortunately for
him does not exist). He also cannot
tell Gogol from Google.
If you befriend Josh, expect to share
excited epiphanies about your old band
or about animated movies featuring
breasts with special powers. You gotta
admit...breasts with special powers
sound pretty cool.
greatness...
pose! He is actually being modest,
considering all his
superpowers. "Josh" (as Thor calls
himself when he is attempting to travel
incognito) is capable of withstanding
any temperature between the melting
point of steel and absolute zero. He
can fly though the air at close to the
speed of sound using his rocket feet.
He has a hundred medals for Unlikely
Deeds, and his bones are made of a
mimetic polyalloy that allows him to
transform himself into a three-toed
sloth at will. He speaks sixteen
languages fluently, and can find the
bathroom in forty-six more. His mystic
shamanic powers allow him to commune
with rocks and dust bunnies to find the
answers to life's mysteries, and he
maintains a summer home on Saturn where
the intense pressure and high wind
would crush and flay anyone less
manly. Nonetheless, he prefers to slay
his foes with rapier wit rather than
using his three-inch retractable
fingernails. Josh has only three
weaknesses. He is rather ticklish. He
can be killed instantly by exposure to
neonite (a mineral that fortunately for
him does not exist). He also cannot
tell Gogol from Google.
excited epiphanies about your old band
or about animated movies featuring
breasts with special powers. You gotta
admit...breasts with special powers
sound pretty cool.