Byron J

Old Skool & PlaySkool

Columbia College, Attended 2003 - , Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Photography

I'll be Bobby, you be Whitney

I heart Byron J club--care to join?

Spiral Graphs, label makers, high notes, clumpy acrylics, hot robots, fully developed sea monkeys, pink Legos, colored Sharpie markers, colored duct tape, german neuter words, the section of divided pizza toppings that overlap, weeble wobbles, Tamagotchi, fruit leather, jinxing people, neon pink, notebooks, 'Naked' juice products, the letter 'Q', saying escargo, wax creatures from the museum/zoo, gel caps, stickers, abnormally large fruit, erasable highlighters, googling my name, night lights, legal briefs, ticket stubs, teeter--totters, Gold coin chocolates, photo paper, Dooky booty, Photo booths, Swirly water slides, sloths, living up to my name, cool paper, painting, photography, cheesy lyrics, music, writing, traveling, making cards, collecting notebooksthose little umbrellas in fancy drinks and tastey drinks to go with them, foriegn culture, really really attractive magazines and album art(sucker for marketing), meeting people, and other stuff

Little Children, All This Heavenly Glory, Running With Scissors, Sellevision, When the Messenger is Hot, The House on Mango Street, The Perk of Being a Wallflower, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Farewell to Arms, Celestine Prophecy, The Labyrinth Of Solitude(Octavio Paz), Where the Sidewalk Ends

Corpse Bride, Closer, I Heart Huckabees, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Ma Vie En Rose, GardenState, Spellbound, Sixteen Candles, New York Minute, Waking Life, A Beautiful Thing, Ferris Buehler's Day Off, Open Your Eyes, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Vanilla Sky, Life is Beautiful, City of Angels, Sholay, and my own home videos(yup, again)

Annie, Colette, Yaz, Milky, The Bravery, Hot Hot Heat, Natasha Bedingfield, Damien Rice, THE KILLERS(holy bajesus they are hot!), Maya Arul, Sufjan Stevens, The Go Find, Talk Talk, The Streets, Jeff Buckley, Air, Travis(and all those bloody brit bands---god save the queen!)Snow Patrol, Leana Naess, The Shins, The Blows, Jewel, Weakerthans, Fiona Apple, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Le Tigre, Duvall, The Faint, Panjabi MC, Pet Shop Boys, Hot Rod Circuit, Billie Holiday, Postal Service, Erlend Oye, N.E.R.D., RadioHead, Travis, Coldplay, Pete Yorn, Bach

Phenom, Friday the 13th-The TV Series, Darcy's Wild Life, Travels in Europe With Rick Steves(I'm a PBS whore), Punky Brewster, Strangers With Candy, Ghostwriter, Rosanne Reruns, Grace Under Fire, Arthur, Golden Girls, Star Trek: Voyager, Lizzy McGuire, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, Trading Spaces, Days of Our Lives(oh, get over it...you know you want you some soaps!) my own home videos(what! they're fun!)

Virgo

check out my columns on:

axischicago.com
prettywitty.com(eye on the sky)
thenoyse.com


Favorite Subject:Lunch
Hair-brain schemes are to die for.
Trebble clefs are fantastic.
Aluminum foil is creepy.
Robots are cute.
Pencil Popping three time champion
I enjoy uncomfortable silences.
Energetic ice cream scoopers are neat.
I love Andy Gibb guest star appearances on Punky Brewster.
Getting the 3rd degree sucks, but giving it is good.
I like birds that eat out of people's hands.
Calling sex "va va voom" is really fun.
Pretending you are Carrie Bradshaw is entertaining.
I like getting the missing cards in the mail with those perky coupons on the back.
Reading "Parade" magazine on Sunday's really pops my button.
Dr. Phil fills my voids.
I hate gravel driveways cause you can't roller skate on them.
Screaming UNO when you have two cards left is orgasmic.
Pretending to be listening while singing song lyrics is pure genius.
Evesdropping is my forte.
Not putting a return address label on an envelope is like walking on the wildside!
King of Queens is fun because it makes me feel smarter than the average person.

It takes a whole village....to tell me I'm perfect.

someone who can say "chubby bunny" without choking.