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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for..."
More about Alan
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Occupation:
manage Tweekin.com / Producer/ Swing Trader
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Hobbies and Interests:
having a good time
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Favorite Books:
Cats for Dummies, the back of cereal boxes
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Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Willy Wonka
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Favorite Music:
music that makes me happy, music that makes me sad, music that makes me happy and sad at the same time
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who likes skinny skiing, going to bull fights on
acid.
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need apply.
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the word, with my cavewoman bludgeoning
device. this is because he is funny,
smart as a whip, determined, and i
always feel wonderful to the core after
even a brief encounter with him. he has
an aurora borialis channeling through
the course of his mind and flesh. men
like him are far to rare. i am going to
find him the perfect wife because he
deserves to have the perfect partner in
life who will compliment his greatest
assets. this i know beyond a glimmer of
doubt because he is revered as a
beautiful genius.
not a geek at all, you can attain
nothing but genuine inspiration from
him to be the legend you always wanted
to be.
i have nothing but respect and
heartfelt trust in alan. knowing him
can make you the best you can be.
when going out club patrollin
Where he has got the outer glow
that brings everyone into the flow
its best not to sleep on this one
because you will miss all the fun!!
for him is "Lambalanada" because he has
the ability to dance into forbidden
territory. He's a multitalented man of
mystery, music ... numbers ...
stocks ...he plays them all...and well.