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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jan 2003
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Hometown:
Tampa, FL & Walnut Creek, CA
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Company:
Viacom
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Justin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4682
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Other education:
UC-Santa Barbara
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Occupation:
tv post-production
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What I enjoy doing:
music, movies, bars, clubs, meeting new people, basketball, whiffle ball, scene hair, intellectual and stimulating conversation, bulldog farts
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Favorite Books:
Where the Wild Things Are, Men are from Mars Women are Stupid
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Favorite Movies:
Anchorman, Old School, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Austin Powers, Swingers, Matrix, Undercover Brother, Ocean's 11, Good Will Hunting, Cuckoo's Nest, Star Wars, David Fincher, Cohen Bros.
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Favorite Music:
DMB, N.E.R.D., Darkenss, Led Zeppelin, Outkast, Beck, Kanye West, Eminem, 50 Cent, Jay-Z, U2, Jurassic 5, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Sinatra, Ultra Lounge, 80's, hip hop, funk, house, rock, anything & everything excluding country
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Favorite TV Shows:
Clone High USA (where have you gone?), Family Guy, That 70's Show, Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, Scrubs, Friends, Simpsons, Letterman, Conan, Who Wants to Marry Joe Millionaire's Bachelorette Who Survived American Idol
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About Me:
My diet consists of one dozen Krispy Kreme donuts per
week,
37 wheat grass shots, 13 caramel mocha vanilla-nut
bread
frappucinos, a 6-er of Pyramid Hef, and one bean
burrito w/
extra sour cream. For whatever reason, I've still
managed
to lose 15 lbs.
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Who I Want to Meet:
females that are funny, and who aren't afraid to burp like a thundercat, they rule.
or people who own bulldogs.
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movies before they actually premier and
make it to the theaters (Anchorman).
BOW DOWN, BIATCHES!
bothered, I could just whip you!
older. Which means hes another year
older than me. Its okay thought
because hes still cool. And I owe him
lots of drinks... when are you going to
take me up on that offer? :o)~
Justin? Bueno, si es posible, el
problema es que seria mucho mas
aburrido. Este tipo se trae la fama de
Luis Miguel donde quiera que va. Vale,
el no es tan famoso como yo pero por
ahi va. Su carisma es solo sobrepasado
por su talento artistico de payaso.
Pero lo que me intriga mas es porque
este huevon atrae tanta atencion. Nunca
hace nada "extraordinario" para atraer,
pero atrae... a las chicas guapas, los
homosexuales, los ninos, y hasta los
animales - especialmente el caballo.
Ahora que se ha mudado a El Pueblo de
Nuestra Senora de los Angeles de
Porciuncula ya se ha convertido en una
estrella entre sus amigos sin hacer
nada mas que mudarse. El norte de
California lo va a extranar, pero
sobreviviremos. Sus metas son bien
ambiciosas y le deseo que ojala logre
todos sus suenos. Que no se olvide de
sus amigos o le pondremos una cabeza de
yegua en sus sabanas. Lo mas
interesante de este testimonio es de
que casi nadie va poder entender lo que
escribo y eso lo hace mas divertido que
la puta mare. Salud!
also gifted in the field of horticulture.
I remember when I used to try to
grow strawberries, and they would
always burn up in the sun, or yield
small crops. Justin tells me:
"Tim, that's not the way to grow
strawberries! And maybe he was
right.
"You see, strawberries need a gentle
hand, and they have to be picked by
someone poorer than you he said "I
recommend starting out using
someone like Aaron Meyer, or maybe
that girl on friendster who loves the
word moist' so much because of the
way it simultaneously refers to cake
that you can eat with a fork, the
aftermath of a large man working out
on the leg press, or the weather that
may be found south of certain ringed
belly buttons. These people are both
poor and abused by society so
nobody will care about them when
they are hunched over in your field
sweating together not even aware of
how much better their life could be.
This will no doubt make your
strawberries taste excellent.
After that I prospered. My
strawberries were sweeter and
larger than anyone else's. People
came from all over to sample my
strawberries and always asked how
a person could have such sweet
large and succulent fruits hanging
from his plants. At times like these I
just sat back with a slow smile and
looked over the ripe fields.
"This was no ordinary man I thought
to myself in self saturated nostalgic
reverie "This was a man who could
sweeten anyone's fruit. Needless to
say, his contributions to the porn
industry proved to be equally helpful.
Justin at heart believed in the
opulent transformation' which was
the way to move someone from mere
satisfaction to a type of pleasure that
usually sat in the laps of the most
aspiring imaginations. He worked
hard to spread the words and loins
of less fortunate people all over so
that they too could have their
strawberries.
Justin, if I were God, I would call you
my son.
looks like Adam Sandler, a Back Street
Boy, the guy from Scrubs, Reese
Witherspoon...I just don't get it. His
most impressive talent by far is how
he can hold his liquor. I've never
known anyone that can down 10 shots
one after the other, and still be cool
as ice till the end of the night. And
now that he's finally made it to
southern cali and into the film
industry, I'm betting his name is
gonna be popping up in a few places,
and I don't just mean on the walls of
men's restrooms. Yes, I've known this
guy for quite some time. I met him way
back when he was only 2 feet tall...in
Junior Highschool. But thank God for
milk and stretching machines. If you
ever see him, do yourself a favor and
shake his hand, just don't pull his
finger...
are one krazy mofo thats for
sure...but your great..and super
funny..which is good... to quote
you "the walls in the mall are totally
totally tall"... and to quote some
other person "peace out kid"...lol
Hopefully he remembers who his friends
are when he moves to LA LA Land!
in my car... furthermore if you even
touch my car the wrong way I'll put
firecrackers up your nutsack and blow
them all over your pants... I am just
saying don't mess with my car.
you want to be the wet meat in a
melissa and sara veggi sandwich just
let's us know!!! ;)