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"my wife is hot. i contain multitudes: to wit, i like internet porn and toni morrison in seemingly equal doses. everyday is a..."
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Schools (Other):
Bayard Rustin High School for the Humanities, class of 1989. Ithaca College, '93. Hard Knocks . . . all courses incomplete.
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Occupation:
hopeful cynic
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Affiliations:
Scotch Egg Inc., The Democratic Party, Gentech Industries
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Hobbies and Interests:
reading, rockin', realpolitik!!!
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Favorite Books:
gatsby, a prayer for owen meaney, the floating opera, Moveable Feast, McCullough's John Adams bio, The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler. On the nightstand right now:Crime & Punishment, Freakonomics
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Favorite Movies:
Animal House, Raising Arizona, Election, Seven Samurai, True Romance, Superfly, Magnolia, Annie Hall, Iron Monkey, Amelie and a lot of other self-conciously eclectic choices
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Favorite Music:
These days: a lot of Johnny Cash. The perennials: Ramones, Devo, Tedleo/Pharmacists/Chisel, GBV, superchunk, sleater-kinney, ben folds, go-go's, and I know more about Broadway musicals than any straight man you've ever met.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sopranos, Deadwood, Arrested Development, Daily Show and delicious, delicious West Wing Repeats
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About Me:
my wife is hot. i contain multitudes: to wit, i like internet porn and toni morrison in seemingly equal doses. everyday is a half-hearted attempt to stay indie. and then i get a jamba juice and flush it all to hell. i hate that all 4 golden girls are still with us, yet we've lost the entire front line of the Ramones. There were no bad films made in the 70s. i'm named for the cherokee leader John Ross, a scotch/native who led his people on the trail of tears (read Gloria Jahoda's book for more). If I were a character on Freaks and Geeks, I'd be a hybrid of Neil and Nick. Good night.
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Who I Want to Meet:
it's all i can do to keep up with the people i've already met.
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Testimonials and Comments for John
Criminally insane.
clothes and talk about books.
sweet creme center. He's as cool as a
gay dood but he likes sticking it in
ladies. What's not to like? And he's
funny. And part merman.
that all too rare kind of guy who would
go deep under cover for three months to
rescue a complete stranger from a cult.
that's actually how we met...
Elves? MINE MINE MINE.
John is the hansomest, funniest, most
bestest boy ever. I love him. All my heart.
MINE.
sense of humor. I would
say "disturbingly dark" but then I'd be
denying my own sickness 'cause I'm not
disturbed. He's one of my favorite
people to work with because he's not an
asshole.
and he enjoys toching children. but
it's a good touching. really. he's very
soothing. almost as soothing as
Jesus Juice... ok. OR..: he's a
great guy with a wellspring of creative
"umph", an insightfulness that can
verge on the spiritual, a knack for the
funny, and a really large penis.
those are your two options. but
seriously... do you look at this guy
and think "large penis"?
neither did any of the eight year olds.
ROCK, so I can ignore all the improv
stuff I COMPLETELY DON'T GET. I
mean, you know, 'give me a word'
and the audience schmo goes
'Penis!' and then I have to watch a
sketch about a guy who goes to his
mechanic to fix his cock. Really,
now. It would be BETTER if they
figured it out beforehand. I'm just
saying.