The mischievous god of Norse mythology, Loki is a liar and a cheat. That's alright though, because we love him anyways! He is a shape-shifter, able to change his form to suit his needs. Loki is always ready to play a not-so-lighthearted prank.

You are kind of a cocky person. That is to say: your ego is massive. You think you're the best thing since, well, ever! The impressive thing is that you might be right. You're just an awesome person. People like you; people love you even! I wish I was more like you!

You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

Kidnap and ransom your hostages. It's a classic, time-tested strategy, and you are a practitioner of it. Children are excellent targets; they are obedient and helpful.

You will be happy without money. You will realize that money isn't necessary for a happy life. Good friends and good times are the true keys to success.

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You are pure and beautiful. Looking into your eyes is a religious experience. When you spread your wings men fall to their knees, and kiss the ground. Hallelujah!

You're the athletic type. You're the fit and trim one that spends two hours a day jogging. Some people consider that sexy, others are not turned on. Don't worry about that. Believe in yourself!

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You have a crush on someone! Crushing is a bit different than love, but it feels like almost the same thing. You think of that special person constantly, and your heart is full of hope and anticipation. Good luck to you!

You're not gay. You're straight. Why do you need a quiz to tell you that? Are you insecure about your sexuality?

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.