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      • Valerie
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      • friendster said it was your birthday.again.

        somehow i picture you coming more from a pod of sorts than a human. like Cocoon. or Mork & Mindy

        ...you know, in the *good* way




        *and i so own yr comment box btw
      • Mika
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      • Valerie
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      • bek bek bek bek b-bek bek bek:

        *sings*

        bekelodiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

        was that only fun for me? prolly.

        but i am here to RSVP,of sorts,to your inquiry,of sorts,'bout yr buh-bye bek
        party on the 30th. did you say where?

        did you say when?

        do i only get these details if,in fact,
        i respondouz(?) si vous plaited?


        i may be out there for reasons felony charges won't allow me to mention that very same weekend, so mayhaps we can meet,greet,arm wrestle,& bid farewell


        my electro-friend Lee (who i quasi met,well,not 'met' met,but cyber met)
        thru *you* oddly enough*--tells me there is no snow in Austin. i have 35 days left in this bitter cold part of the globe: then begins my couch surfing tour of America;where the only requirement is no snow. whattya know?


        i think yr steppin in what i'm droppin'


        so let's just say our paths shall cross


        it is a very small,verrry gay planet.


        mhmmmmm























        *we'll discuss

      • Valerie
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      • tetrahydrocannibinol has already sealed the fate of my forgetting yr birthday on the *actual* day,so yr gettin' this now.

        at least they put out the present or else i would not have had a snowball's chance

        reading your profile just now reminded me that i want to learn sign language.again.
        i mean to help the world and all that,but also to kinda curse when i'm on the train at unsuspecting yuppies..where do i learn?

        and is it true you don't get really steeped in the ASL slang,etc.unless you chill with deaf peeps or i guess..maybe..you?

        IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND,BEK-->YOU KNOW THIS

        so obviously non-verbal 'fuck you's' are my calling..

        have a good birthday.

        drink till you puke.

        thru yr nose.

      • Max
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      • Apparantly I only see this kid once every other year now.

        It doesn't matter, you're still hot.
      • Michelle
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      • ...and then there was that time bek and i tried to go back in time to do some dinosaur wranglin...man, that time machine really did a number on our hair! i mean, you want to talk about some 80's hair? like, 80's B.C?? yeah, crazy times, with those dinosaurs, and the little pieces of cloth we were donning. and the dinosaurs that tried to eat us...scary adventures that make the best of friends pee their pants in front of each other.

        also, bek's a great snail mail correspondent
      • Valerie
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      • i knew it.
        i fatherfucking KNEW it.
        me:on the T,last week(?)avoiding gaze or human interaction like any *good* bostonian..
        skimming the Dig. you read it.
        hell,you WERE it. i knew it>and you shoulda seen the look on my half-frozen face when lo and behold it says something to the effect of " 'cap'n underpants volunteeers to lead the ride' "...these SCUL people [pilots]
        from what i have seen and determined, kick fucking ass. Amen to nudity.
        i wish i went to the screening.
        i wish i had your autograph.
        moreover> that time you & i were both at the same doorstep (rockwell st.) a month-ish ago..the matrix had swallowed you whole before i could cash in on an actual unicorn..i mean bek..sighting..

        moral: you don't exist.
      • Valerie
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      • LONE STAR BEER!!!!! (public group)
        we are here to pay homage to the
        greastest beer in the land, Lone Star
        Beer, brewed in the great state of
        Texas, there aint nothing quite like
        having an ice cold Lone Star on a hot
        and humid Texas aft *

        ///*this is fucking real..they are on
        myspace.com,whoever this motley crew
        is..today i was looking for alcoholics just
        my speed and stumbled into over a
        HUNDRED some odd lone star lovers
        staging some kind of support group it
        seems..you know what this means,don't
        you? some sad bunch of beer swillers
        are out there looking for a leader BEK
        and you,my friendster,could be it.
        damn--i wish i'd sent you that hat.
      • Michelle
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      • i love bek's laugh, and i love that she
        gave me really cute pajama pants when i
        was playing 'the morning after' on
        halloween. and i love the laughter and
        good chats that we share, and the late
        night snuggles, and the love, ohhh, such
        good love from this kid.
      • Megan
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      • How is it that I've neglected the
        glittering sweetness of Bek for so
        long? Bek is silly and fun and all
        sorts of hearty things. Bek eats messy
        cake with me and laughs about it.
        Seriously. Hanging out with Bek is
        like reliving all the best,
        nonstressful, ridiculous parts of your
        childhood in a queer and sexy grown-
        upper kind of way. In fact, I never,
        ever regret Bek. For real.

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