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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
san jose, california
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Kevin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/472862
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Occupation:
Rebel Without a Shoe
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What I enjoy doing:
the picture shows, music, comedy, writing, thrift store shopping, photography, slurpees, zombies (especially zombies that engage in battles against sharks), taking a whiskey drink, followed closely by taking a lager drink, you know, basically tubthumping
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Favorite Books:
The Fuck-Up--Neresian, The Stranger- Camus, Catcher in the Rye-Salinger, Peanuts-Schulz, The Sandman-Gaiman, David Sedaris, Murakami, Sarah Vowell, Dave Eggers, Choose Your Own Adventure (all of them), the obituaries of people who write "books, ha, I never read books" on their friendster profiles
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Favorite Movies:
most often times films directed by....Woody Allen (circa 70s-90s), Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson, Tim Burton, Wong Kar Wai, Sergio Leone, The Coen Brothers, Roman Polanski (60s-70s), Orson Welles, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Francois Truffuat, Alfred Hitchcock, Spike Jonze, Pedro Almodovar, Harold and Maude, The Graduate, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, The Hustler, The Silence of the Lambs, Night of the Living Dead, Buffalo 66, The Last Picture Show, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Okay this could go on for days.
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Favorite Music:
Radiohead, Yo La Tengo, Pixies, Kinks, Cat Power, DJ Shadow, Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Pavement, Neutral Milk Hotel, Curtis Mayfield, Spoon, David Bowie, Ennio Morricone, Joy Division, Nina Simone, Sonic Youth, Arcade Fire
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daily Show, The Prisoner, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, scrambled porn, scrambled senate subcomittee meetings (oo la la)
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About Me:
I am like a modern day Pippi Longstocking sans any discernable similarities.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A guy named Ramon Phelps or a girl named Clarice Tufferson. I think those are cool names and it would be my honor to meet anyone who has them. I am also always on the lookout for partners for my various activities.
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lasik eye surgery he's been dreaming of
for MONTHS. All the gay men at Gelson's
who are in love with him know this, I
figured all the Friendsters should too.
no one--not nary a one--has mentioned
kevin's tendancy (borderline unhealthy
compulsion) towards walking around in
a surgical mask whilst playing the
acoustic guitar. he does it all the
time! it's sooooo obvious he wants us
to talk about it. just check out his
user picture! shame on every one of
you. yes, he's pretty neato finito--a
good guy all around. i hear he likes
movies but rumors are yet to be
confirmed.
many battles against COBRA. He pulled
Flint and I out of the shit when Destro
and Zartan ambushed us. Kevin secretly
got by Destro and Zartan using his kung-
fu training he received from Snake-Eyes
and broke us out. Thanks Man. When we
are on R&R he one of the nicest guys I
know, but i know i can count on him
when the shit hits the fan.
months. We treaded the same floor,
breathed the same air, put our bare
asses on the same toilet seat. He
never once paid me rent with loose
change, forged checks and
misspelled promissory notes --
which really says more about my
previous roommate than Kevin, but
anyway -- I don't often miss that toilet
seat, but I do miss Kevin.
in a way. i remeber when i first
realized i was his brother i must have
been oh 1, it was scary time in my
life. right now i am waiting for him to
hit it big in directiong so i can be
his assistant and live off his millions
in hollywood. he likes the A's
though... thats always a negative
beat me up in high school for my
lunch money. Everyone deemed him
the "Big Honcho on campus. One day,
I went into a record store where he
worked and, long story short, he
caught me lifting a Whitney Houston
CD. He gave me mad hell for it. I
ended up going to juvy for a day. And
it was all cuz I wanted to work at the
record store.
With Kevin.
And all his cool friends.
And.. O wait... that was a movie, wasn't
it.
Ok for reals, I'm the president of
Kevin's fan club. And... um...
OK!!! FINE!!!! I'M FRIGGIN LYING!!!!
I just want to be accepted! Is that
too much to ask????
Fine... let me just tell you how it is:
Kevin is one cool-ass mutha humper!
And if you haven't been pleasured to
meet his acquaintance, well, my
friends, I am SO sorry for you.
and can i just say that i've never felt
cooler than when i was standing next to
him. it's also cause you're tall and if
i needed you to, you would have fought
for my honor.
swimsuits laying on their stomachs
looking up for a quick photo...what are
the odds of finding two of them in one
lifetime? kevin is just that lucky.