Sharon's profile is a bit oh, May 2005. She's changed and you should not trust her. She is no longer conscientious and she wears way more skirts now. She's infectious, kinetic, and has the same issue I have with falafel. She was Dave's cousin's friend in high school but now she's mine. We are found at IBOP, not I-HOP, you suckahs. We have secret names for people, places, food items, and more. She hates Terry and I do too. One time, Philip Seymour Hoffman wanted her seat but I saved it for her. And I have things to say to Philip Seymour Hoffman, questions for example, some praise for his acting and his startlingly blond hair. But I like her that much, I really do. I know her mother and she's one fine lady, too. It is Sharon's fault that I am the Most Ancient Person on Friendster. One time she asked me if I lost me lucky charms. Finally, she reminds me of every close friend I ever had, all squashed together and turning on a pole, like schwarma. Yepper. And she smells like them too.
Ahhh, the sexy, sultry
sharon...shazztastic! SHe has
traveled the world as a secret agent
using her womanly ways to get what she
needs. but now that i blew her cover,
she will have to stay in New York and
throw more kick ass parties. Be
careful, her floors are slippery...or
is that just one of her secret agent
tricks to get you on your back?
hmmmmmmm.........
future of America.
sharon...shazztastic! SHe has
traveled the world as a secret agent
using her womanly ways to get what she
needs. but now that i blew her cover,
she will have to stay in New York and
throw more kick ass parties. Be
careful, her floors are slippery...or
is that just one of her secret agent
tricks to get you on your back?
hmmmmmmm.........