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"Born and raised by a pack of wolves who were themselves born and
raised by a large Mormon family, Blayne quickly found..."
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More About Blayne
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Occupation:
Graphic Design / Multimedia Guru / Video Editor
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Hobbies and Interests:
Movies, Music, Clubs, and Bitter Libations.
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Favorite Books:
True Crime: EVERYTHING on the S.F. Zodiac Killer, Jack the Ripper or Green River Killer. Harry Potter when my non-fiction window is open. Alan W. Watts.
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Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Popeye, Sex Lies & Videotape, Fight Club, Monsters Inc., Halloween, that one with your mom in it.
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Favorite Music:
Deftones, Bowie, Coldplay, Interpol, MM, Regency Buck, Meg Lee Chin, Bright Eyes, Skinny Puppy, Radiohead, anything that gives me chills. The soothing sounds of IDIOT STARE. Indie 103.1 in LOS ANGELES is the single greatest radio station in FM history.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, Forensic Files, A&E's Biography, Family Guy. Late night Court TV.
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About Me:
Born and raised by a pack of wolves who were themselves born and
raised by a large Mormon family, Blayne quickly found himself interested
in the musings of aliens from Jupiter. (Yes there are aliens from Jupiter -
they look like little pieces of butter that have fallen off your knife and
landed into that vat of oil you keep dangerously close to the stove. You
should really do something about that). Along with his friends VLAAT
Johnson and SPE-LIFF Smith (from Jupiter) he embarked on a money
making scheme designed at profiting off the mentally ill. It failed,
making him a lot stupider than those he targeted. When he found
himself in Rock Bottom USA he decided to straighten up his act and
moved to Tustin. There he met an arch angel who had been in a bar on
some far off moon (yes there are bars on far off moons. Good bars too.
Not like that crappy one in YOUR neighborhood), and had over heard
two Jupiter fellows talking about
how much money they had made off an earth guy's brilliant idea. Blayne
knew he had been betrayed, so he currently devotes all of his time to
mastering the millenia old Jupiterian art of VANG SANG BO (or..."How to
kick our own asses"). He expects first to single handedly take over
Jupiter, which will in turn gain him the respect of his homeland - thereby
allowing access to the Presidency...and the eventual elected
position of GOD.
What are you shaking your head at??? You asked....
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Who I Want to Meet:
The guy who invented dirt.
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Testimonials and Comments for Blayne
twisted combination of legend, idol,
big brother and partner in crime. Some
of the most richly textured moments of
my life have been spent in his company.
I dearly miss his infectious laugh,
unique perspective, rapier wit and
ability to consistently infuse ordinary
moments with undeniable magic. Sour
patch kids and Pepsi just aren't the
same without him.
be closer to my penis than Blayne- He
is definitely an orginal soul. One mose
caring people i have met
Blayne is the freakin' man... period. I've never know
anyone or any thing like him. He's freaky, genuine,
multi-talented, hilarious, kind, and most of all...
COLORFUL!
I am grateful to who ever is in charge that I got to
meet Blayne... I say that because Blayne will soon
rule us all, and I'm not going to get left behind.
IDIOT STARE RULES!!!!
don't know the Zone until you know
Blayne. Again, Mad Respect.
have a mid-afternoon conversation with
than Blayne. almost everything this
chap has to say is worth absorbing, and
possibly celebrating.
made him my friendster.
(So why haven't you called me, you
bastard!)
Gotta love 'im - he's crescent fresh!
up. Loved by many, loving what he does
and never forgetting that inner kid
within... I feel lucky to have such a
friend.