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Mar 2003

tempe

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wig salesman

vespas, mopeds, alf, scooters, shirts, robots, merkins, nuns, mopeds

american psycho

there is that one movie with that one guy in it and he does that one thing with that girl... you know what i'm talking about.

the kind that has a beat...... yeah thats what they call it.

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HOLY SMOKE BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I like scooters too
ATTN: IF YOU KNOW VENOM SCOOTERS, THEY LIKE TO STEAL PARTS
FROM YOUR SCOOTER AND RIP YOU OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AIM: robotogato
A merkin is somebody who lives in Merika. (Har!)
They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for
syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs.
Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the
promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores
prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty.
They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which
caused baldness.
The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people
just don't develop hair down there, and this can be
embarrassing.
In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways
people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their
bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very
popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the
kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable.
A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is
usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in
full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a
merkin.
In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute
may
wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more
desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.)
One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to
comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear
what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the
front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to
disrobe completely without actually doing so.
In a sci fi story by John Varley called something
like "The
Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality
(and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect
nonsexual
beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing
genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a
woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin.

anyone that wants to be totaly awesome, and dance like HAR
MAR SUPERSTAR.