TRUTH LEARNED WHEN IM A KID
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2. When Ur Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the 2nd person.
4. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10. The best place to be when your sad is Grandpas lap.
TRUTH LEARNED WHEN IM AN ADULT
1. Raising teenagers are like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2. Wrinkles dont hurt.
3. Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5. Laughing is good exercise. Its like jogging on the inside.
6. Middle age is when you chooses your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
TRUTH LEARNED WHEN WE GET OLD
1. Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while your down there.
4. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. Its frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1. You believe in Santa Claus.
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3. You are Santa Claus.
4. You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
Take the time to live! Life is too short!
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Who I Want to Meet:
An old Cherokee was teaching his grandchildren about Life...
He said to them, "A battle is raging inside me ... “ It is a terrible fight
between two wolves.
One wolf represents = Fear, Anger, Envy, Sorrow, Regret,
Greed, Arrogance, Self-Pity, Guilt, Resentment, Inferiority, Lies,
False Pride, Superiority and Ego.
The other stands for = Joy, Peace, Love, Hope, Sharing,
Serenity, Humility, Kindness, Benevolence, Friendship,
Empathy, Generosity, Truth, Compassion and Faith."
The old man fixed the children with a firm stare.
"This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too."
They thought about it for a minute and then one of the children
asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"
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