♥Silent Love

You're no moron; you're a smart cookie. You read, and write, and do all of that other smart stuff. You probably have an extensive library of tomes, and you probably have cool looking spectacles.

Yes. You are really sexy. You have the figure, the looks, and the smile that drives them mad! Use it to your advantage! Flaunt yourself and have a good time! After all, soon old age will set in, and all that will be gone...

You are a rascal, and a social deviant. You are happiest when you're causing trouble, and pissing off the authorities. A cherry bomb down the toilet or tagging your name? Who knows what you are going to do next!

You are pure goodness. As an angel you are always willing to help others, and are particularly adept at understanding others' concerns. You are a great friend to have!

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You're not gay. You're flamboyant! You make every movement a dance, and every word a song. You are one for bright colors, strobing lights, and techno music.

He is an old school dictator indeed! Genghis Khan made being a dictator cool before "dictator" was even a word!

You aren't fat. You're sexy! Your lithe figure and devious curves are enough to drive your lovers crazy. You exercise, and you eat right. Have fun!

Your last sight will be your own air bubbles rising to a distant water surface. Morbid, I know! But also romantic! Drowning, whether in a bathtub or in the expansive ocean, is a classic way to go.

You will have lots of money. Having lots of money will allow you to buy pretty things, and socialize with pretty people. Maybe all the cash will even bring you happiness?

You are pure and beautiful. Looking into your eyes is a religious experience. When you spread your wings men fall to their knees, and kiss the ground. Hallelujah!

You are the protecting spirit of the group. You ensure that everyone is well-hydrated, not too-drunk, and has a ride home. Without your help, many parties would have ended very badly. When the belligerent drunk gets out of control, you are the one we pawn him off on. Everyone owes you a heart-felt "Thank You".