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"studying bioengineering at UC San Diego. I have learned
to fend off people a lot bigger then me by using my
sarcasm and..."
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KIMCHIBALLERSD HAN
"dan grew up on the mean streets of
Manteca, where all u could turn to was
drugs and violence, where he faced the
fear of being lynched everyday. but he
grew up to be the person he is today.
being the big fart that he is.. dan
told me to write this stuff. what a
dork. now.. for what I REALLY think
of him..
what can I say about dan? well.. to
start off... he's logical, attentive,
eloquent, nice, a listener.. yeah,
whatever. as you can CLEARLY see.. dan
lacks in ALL of these qualities. jk
jk! my coolio foolio BIG BRO DAAAN,
who is NOT an alcoholic btw, is hella
tyte YO! BUT he's from farty old nor
cal.. pshhh. it's ALL about SO CAL!!
and you know it.. BIATCH! well besides
his occasional good deeds.. dan's a
pretty vicious beast! he can TEAR YOU
UP with his sarcastic comments and
prolly make you cry too! AND he's also
a COMPLETE over-exaggerator! So if he
forces you to listen to his story
about how he met me.. DO NOT BELIEVE
HIM! it's all a lie!! dan dan dan.. so
disgusting too. he flirts with every
girl that comes into sight! he's just
a player like that... an incest-ual
one! SIICK!! haha.. disgusting little
high school freshman... oh wait.. no
he's not! he just looks like one!!
i know dan's reading this right now
and bein all like.. WTF!! STFU, lacy!
while i LOL and ROFL.. but JP JP
buddy! really I am just joking
around.. dan's one of the most
awesomest people i know! he's such a
great big bro and a really good friend
too! ALWAYS ALWAYS considerate of
others.. dan's a FANTABULOUSLY
SPECTACULAR person!! i'm so glad he
asked me to be his lil sis that one
night.. while he was high.. AND
DRUNK... and didnt know what the fuck
he was doing. GOOD TIMES BIG BRO!!
DANGG.. Dan + G = DANGG.. like DANGG
he's TYTE! so don't mess with him.. or
i will go APE ON YOUR ASS and MESS YOU
THE FUCK UP!! jk.. but NOT..... so BOW
DOWN BIATCH! k BIG BRO DAAAAAN...
TTYL! i be OUT.. peazy.
last school year it would have had to
have been dan. dan is great!! he's
everything one could ask for in a big
bro and more and i must be one of the 4
luckiest girls out there to be special
enough to have dan pick us up. haha
high 4 dan!! =P but seriously,
hanging out with dan means non stop
fun. He can keep me laughing for hours
with his witty and sarcastic humor. No
one can tell a story like dan. He can
make anything funny. Dan is also a
great friend and although he can
sometimes give me a hard time, i know
he's always gonna be there for me.
take care big bro!!! miss u!!
Gus!! Haha well only just met him but
he's a pretty funny guy! Really cool to
talk to. Awww I never meant to make fun
of you haha But i swear it wasn't only
me it was Chris! But yeah come on you
gotta admit that you woulda said it
too! Well take care! :ob
have to say is "Matrix triple chop".
This very sarcastic man is one of the
few Koreans in UCSD Pi Alpha Phi, we
have to watch each other's backs from
the Taiwanese. I have nothing but
respect for this man. Mr. Han, I can
say that "I love you" without any shame
but that would be f*cking gay. Don't
ever, ever tell anyone about that one
night we got drunk together! I'm just
kidding. Or am I? Dun dun dun...
him arite...or else... hmm...or else
wut? or else imma have to kick some
ass...yeap. i have the best oppa
although he tends to abuse people when
hes drunk (flicking my forehead...ill
never forget that). its always fun
chillin (especially drinking) with my
oppa. cant wait to chill with u again
in sd =)
talkative guy i have ever met...he's
too damn emotional but he's my pbro.
Always down to chill n do watevers.
friendly guy to b hang out with. he's
lifting weights so he can get big for
the ladies...hahaha
sarcasic (yeah im a fob), n nice?
pleeeeeeeeeeeedge bro ~ I have known
this dude for over ONE year now n he is
honestly one great friend to have.
Daniel is always down for his psises no
matter wut n i have to admit dat im one
lucky girl to have him to have my back
(does dat make sense?). HAHAH i
remember the old days when we used to
always talk on aim through pledgeship n
after we crossed .. it was great.
Daniel always puts a smile on
everyone's face n of course meeh!
Congrats on ur position next year .. i
know you will be a great pd!!! n no
worries i will try my best to be *nice*
to your kids muahahah HAHAH jk!!! stay
KOO pb!!!!
to be around and his sarcasm cracks me
up! havent seen him lately tho...where
u be dan?? hehe...he's a real ladies
man so LADIES...he's available for a
limited time only, so u better get him
while u can!!! peace. click, click!
to be called Clay, he's just in denial
thats all. He likes to wear HOT LADY
boxers and has extremely high
standards, because he rates average
girls 4.1, 4.5 and he'll give a really
pretty girl a 6.5 out of 10. Isn't he
nice? Also, he thinks of bread and
salad as very spicy, so make sure if
you eat dinner with him you keep a
pitcher of water at the table. I
gotta give Dan props for his jewelry
tho, cuz he has a bomb ass necklace..
All in all Dan is madd fun to kick it
with and the best escourt, so GIRLS
holla at this sexy papa!!
like him..haha he tries to penetrate
into my family but its allgood him cuz
he's quite an entertaining guy. if u
want a good time, definitely talk to
this boy