Christian

Satan's right-hand man: Jesus

I have absolutely no intrests in life. None what so ever. Besides playing 'Jenga'. . . Oh the hours of fun!

Any David Sedaris book, A Barrel of Laughs a Veil of Tears, and Webster's Dictionary

Big Lebowski, The Pest, Rushmore, Camp, Bottle Rocket, El Meriachi, Leon, Royal Tennenbaums, Waiting for Guffman, Tokyo Drifter, Grease, Lost in Translation, Moulin Rouge, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, and.... (to be continued)

Many many groups including: Belle and Sebastian, The Shins, No Doubt, The Toasters, Spoon, The Kinks, T. Rex, Electric Six, Robbie Williams, Sublime, Junior Senior, Elliot Smith, Fishbone, Ok Go, Cab Calloway, Save Ferris, Prince, and so on...

Need you ask? Family Guy, Will and Grace, 24, Iron Chef, Friends, Surf Side Six (who lives there?) Japanese Happy Fun Hour with Koshimen and Hanusaki Jhan!!!

I am god, therefor you must praise me. But seriously
folks... as it may be true that I am 'Jesus', I have no
relation to God. Trust me, my father is NOT god.

I would like to befriend A-List celebraties (not A-Team
celebrities... Mr. T, no thanks) then we would be able to
hang out at all the cool, hip, funky-fresh, other-teenage-
colloquialism cafes and what not. Yeah, that would be hellz-
a-poppin.