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      • Kimberly
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      • My dearest Mike, what can I say? We
        chain smoke like crazy, are coffee
        obsessed and sit next to eachother all
        freaking day long Mon.-Fri.. I swear
        one of these days I'll be there just as
        long as you are. lol I'm feeling better
        now, so we *must* hit up 80's night
        ASAP.
      • asdf
      • Posted
      • Mike is 5'8, super cute and sexy, very
        stylish, has adhd big time (so if he
        interrupts you mid sentence, don't kill
        him), lots of fun to get drunk with, acts
        like a little Mexican kid, good friend,
        good taste in music, calls you at least 2
        times a day, makes great coffee,
        artistically talented, dances better than
        Shakira, gossips unless you tell him not
        to, (he's gay) looks in the mirror alot
        (he's gay) and makes funny faces and
        noises, makes me laugh lots, is quite a
        lush, and is a great lover.So if you are a
        really cute boy and you like these
        qualities about him, and treat him right,
        and take it slow, then you have my
        permission to friendster him and ask
        him to be your friend. Once friends, you
        can properly ask him out on a date,
        take him to a dinner and a movie, and
        you can only hold hands on the first
        date. Second date you can kiss him on
        the lips. and then after a week or so
        after you get to know him, you can have
        nasty gay sex.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • i will never forget the time you put your
        ass through a wall...
      • asdf
      • Posted
      • Mikey is a real Graphic Designer Now.
        Look at him go. Go Mikey Go!!!!!!!!
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Mike is um a very special kid
        (espescially when there are snipers and
        bad grammar involved) ... despite all of
        this or perhaps because of it i love him
        ... ps britney spears on play station 2
        is the greatest thing ever and incest
        kitty babies are ok i guess
      • Tessa
      • Posted
      • hott shit
      • Paula
      • Posted
      • Mike is the sexiest thing to walk this
        earth. We are getting married so
        everyone, "backoff!" I miss him more
        than anything and he is the best
        dancer in the world. Look out Britney!
      • Michelle
      • Posted
      • Georgia is a lucky son-bitch! New
        york wants Michael back because he's
        the best, and well who else is
        talented enough to draw intricate
        penis people?!
      • asdf
      • Posted
      • mike's feets smell like sharp cheese.....
        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm soooooo good!!
      • AngEl-a
      • Posted
      • Mike is Mike what can u say...

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