Chelsie

um i'll stick with chores

Peeing in your mouth... Bob the cow. Moo. Sticky buns. Cups of fruit. Ribbon? pennies and dimes turn me on, but not as much as butt warmers. I say hooray when i see ducks... because thats how it is.

do you really wanna kno? ok yeah you do. the very bad bunny and... playboy and penthouse. HeCkA YeAh!

Freddie got fingered. YES TOM GREEN I LOVE YOUR WAYS!

Strong love for Dolly parton and her boobs... which i will own someday

Undressed. Bob the builder. Dora the explorer. And her cousin Nick... at night. Thank you leslie.

I am Leslie rifes sisterby the way... and i don't
say "super" or "duper" but i do say "swell" and "moo" and i
am bob. Actually... i don't know who i am. Still trying to
find that out. I guess you could call me un-organized and
Bob. I have a goldfish MOOOOOOOOOOO sorry i have trets.
anyways my goldfish has a name. his name is somethings
fishy.. and on saturdays i call him bob... but only on
saturdays. he wont go near my closest. Moo. Because it is
messy? maybe? and filled with cats and antelopes... which
eats bobs... so i guess i cant go near my closet. tragic
huh? Quack.

I wanna meet the owner of my calculator... it says "Mark
Frank" on the back. All my friends ask... who is mark
frank? i say... Some cow that lives in mexico city.. that
eats pasta on monday nights. there like... okay then. no-
one understands me. I think my sister knows this mark dude.
i mean.. how else would i have his calculator?