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"Sign: Pisces
Power animal: 2 headed Llama
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Favorite movie: Arizona Dream
Favorite Move: Awkward..."
More about Reannie
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Occupation:
Entertainment
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Hobbies and Interests:
Mud wrestling llamas in the swamps of Petaluma, swing dancing, theatre, stand up comedy, hiking, swimming, biking, sleeping
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Favorite Books:
A Prayer for Owen Meany, Prince of Tides, Cruel Shoes
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Favorite Movies:
Arizona Dream, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, American Beauty, As Good as it Gets, I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting, Being John Malcovitz
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Favorite Music:
folk, rock, folk-rock... oh, lots of stuff. I like discovering new things.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I don't know what it's called. Everyone speaks Spanish and I can't understand a word of it.
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
Sign: Pisces
Power animal: 2 headed Llama
Shoe size: 7 1/2
Favorite movie: Arizona Dream
Favorite Move: Awkward karate chop to the left frontal lobe followed by a back bend, pirouette, triple spin in mid air, landing gracefully on the left nostril
Favorite sexual position: Same as above
Occupation: Exterminator specializing in aardvark infestations
Most prized possession: I have a black baby doll from the '60's. Once one of my brothers sat on her, and the other one tried to rescue her by pulling her out from underneath resulting in her splitting down the middle. She was immediately rushed to the emergency department of Chili Doll hospital, where for reasons having to do with the social climate of the early 70's, her cloth body was replaced with white fabric. She is now of mixed race, and I love her dearly. I also have a marshmallow man.
My friends describe me as: Sexy (even my most platonic of friends admire my legs, breasts, and booty), funny, talented, intelligent, deep, insightful, sensitive, the nicest person they know, and quite frankly, a freak.
Characteristics wanted in friends, lovers, and oral surgeons: Kind, compassionate, creative sense of humor, off-beat, positive, easy to talk to, good listener, great kisser, dental degree
Favorite exercise: Hiking, biking, jogging, swimming, yoga, weights, dancing - Swing Dancing yippeee!, sex, and sleeping
Final words: My nose is running, so I've got to go.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Lately I find myself surrounded by platonic male friends. So, I'd like to make platonic female friends, and non-platonic male friends. Not that I'd turn my nose up at more platonic male friends, it's just that variety is the spice of life.
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that she is so easy going about it.
She appreciates getting three romantic
cards per day, even if they are, as she
describes them, "somewhat creepy". Hey,
everyone isn't into cat porn.
When I have broken into her aprtment to
steal her guitar picks she has asked
only that I leave things as I found them
and not drink from the carton.
She was a bit freaked out when I slept
in her car but mostly that was because I
woke up while she was half way to a gig
in Reno. She let me buy her lunch and
even put in a good word with the CHP
about me in the arraignment.
So Reannie, here is to all we share... a
love of Similac, furry toilet seats and
the document that proves my devotion,
the restraining order.
Lucky for me you have no concept of how
big a "400 yard radius" really is.
find a shrink ray, or I will find someone
with a shrink ray and borrow it and I will
shrink myself. Then I will move into
Reannie's pocket, and if she is standing
still I will sit on her shoulder like a hairy
parrot and tell her that she is awesome. I
will also shrink my cat so that I can have
someone smaller than me to hang out with,
and so I can save money on cat food. One
box of 9 lives will last forever.
shy, tremendous sense of humor,
gentle nature, loves the absurd.
Grounded but scattered.
Possibly my favorite person on the
planet, but then again, I haven't met
Keannu Reeves so that may change.
lived. Sweet, funny, pretty and a kick-
ass ninja warrior, Reannie is the total
package. It has been fun being her evil
nemesis lo these many years. Her years
of experience as an outstanding stand-
up comic have made her comeback lines
in the midst of battle so hilarious, that I
have frequently been stabbed by her
sword simply because I was laughing
too hard to be able to defend myself.
One more time, and I won't have any
kidneys left! Good times. As I look back
on my long career as a supervillain, I
realize now that the only long-term
relationship I've ever been able to commit
to is my relationship of never-ending bids
to crush Reannie once and for all. Face
it, people, she's the only thing that
stands between me and world
domination, and I love her for it. That
piercing mind, that fierce, supple body,
that cute little smile she gets on her face
whenever I get hauled off to jail by the
authorities- priceless.
and has a huge heart. I've known Reannie
for seven years. She is extremely funny,
and has made me laugh on many occasions,
on and off the stage. Reannie is smart,
pretty, sexy, talented and quirky to
boot. She plays the guitar and sings
songs like "Dancing Without a Bra", and
will let you sing along, with or without
a bra.
And, she gives great blowjob songs. We
had met previously about six years ago
at a reststop in Fresno. She was
pimping out her ho's and I had some
extra money to spend that night. Since
then, Ive been gay.