Mujuse

Asshole, Outpatient Mental Case

Licking my balls, Slashing neighbors, destroying roommates stuff, terrorizing neighborhood, staring at walls, and just being a general asshole.

Cat Fancy, Nietschze, Sarte, Al Franken, Micheal Moore, Mein kampf, The Devil Wears Prada, and Gloria Steinem.

Pet Cemetery, I'm Gonna Get you Sucka, Cat in the hat, All dogs go to Hell, Pooty Tang, Anything Bond, Pink Panther, Anaconda

Cat Power, Drum and bass, the screeching of terrified prey, bitching roommates, theme from Sweeney Todd, "Cat on a hot tin roof"

Babylon 5, Saved by the Bell, Simple life (that Paris Hilton is so hot right now!)

Bite me! I am a simple cat really, completely
misunderstood by my
peers and enemies. I have the longest tail in town (you
know what
that means, long whiskers too....), and an opposable thumb
to hit
all
the right spots, ladies. I enjoy long talks over
existential
philosophy and generally fucking up my karma by being a
real
asshole. I can be found on Grand St @ the lucky cat.

A rich plastic surgeon so I can get a tummy tuck...ha ha
Just kidding..I'm not
shallow...I'm really a romantic, honest. I want someone to
rub my belly and
purr sweet nothings in my ear...and lick my balls (if I
had any...). And
anyone I can shit on or spat at. Someone with lots of
yummy plants to eat. So holla back if yo' wanna chill.