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Mujuse
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Dec 2003
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Hometown:
Abu Dhabi
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Mujuse's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4807122
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Occupation:
Asshole, Outpatient Mental Case
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What I enjoy doing:
Licking my balls, Slashing neighbors, destroying roommates stuff, terrorizing neighborhood, staring at walls, and just being a general asshole.
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Favorite Books:
Cat Fancy, Nietschze, Sarte, Al Franken, Micheal Moore, Mein kampf, The Devil Wears Prada, and Gloria Steinem.
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Favorite Movies:
Pet Cemetery, I'm Gonna Get you Sucka, Cat in the hat, All dogs go to Hell, Pooty Tang, Anything Bond, Pink Panther, Anaconda
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Favorite Music:
Cat Power, Drum and bass, the screeching of terrified prey, bitching roommates, theme from Sweeney Todd, "Cat on a hot tin roof"
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Favorite TV Shows:
Babylon 5, Saved by the Bell, Simple life (that Paris Hilton is so hot right now!)
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About Me:
Bite me! I am a simple cat really, completely
misunderstood by my
peers and enemies. I have the longest tail in town (you
know what
that means, long whiskers too....), and an opposable thumb
to hit
all
the right spots, ladies. I enjoy long talks over
existential
philosophy and generally fucking up my karma by being a
real
asshole. I can be found on Grand St @ the lucky cat.
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Who I Want to Meet:
A rich plastic surgeon so I can get a tummy tuck...ha ha
Just kidding..I'm not
shallow...I'm really a romantic, honest. I want someone to
rub my belly and
purr sweet nothings in my ear...and lick my balls (if I
had any...). And
anyone I can shit on or spat at. Someone with lots of
yummy plants to eat. So holla back if yo' wanna chill.
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and the apartment WHORE! He tries to
sleep with a different roommate every
night! Sometimes (and by sometimes, I
mean often) he sleeps with multiple
roommates in the same night. I feel
used. I mean this cat gets more ass
than Eric! Even though Mujuse loves
plasic bags, I hear he refuses to wear
a rubber, so watch out ladies! I'm
pretty sure this cat has herpes.
biggest asshole in the hood. But a true one
to the core, always there to knock you down
when you are up, this cat knows how to piss
people off.