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      • Fatty
      • Posted
      • where are you? i wanna have
        sexxxxxxxxxxxx. oddly enough, seeing
        you does not equal sex, but i just put
        those two together anyways.
      • Fatty
      • Posted
      • someone asked me if you were the boy id
        lost my virginity to. the answer
        is...i wish. but once chris is famous,
        were fucking like bunnies. thats a lot
        kids. thats a whole fucking lot of
        fucking.
      • Kelci
      • Posted
      • so HOTTTTT
      • Fatty
      • Posted
      • haha, i got chris addicted to e-crack,
        and chris doesnt like being alone in
        his addictions, so he tried to force it
        on his younger sister who, smart girl
        that she is, is too good for e-crack.
        oooh, i love the unwinding of
        melodrama. what i wouldnt do to be in
        the greenwood family all the time. all
        night long, baby, all night long. ps
        if chris were to shake me, he truly
        would be the type to do it all night
        long.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • i hate him. thats about all there is
        to it. i didnt want one of these damn
        sites anyway.
      • andy
      • Posted
      • He's a pretty entertaining guy, but
        he's a racist, has an attraction to
        his own sister (but who can blame
        him), to his mom (we can blame him for
        that), one of his cats, and his dad.
        I don't know what he has against
        Protestants and Jews, but he hates
        them too. He's fun to be around
        though, always crazy and giggling, but
        he drools a bit. And on his 'bad'
        days, he can't really form sentences,
        and he's violent, but on his 'good'
        days, he's a bit less violent, and can
        use words with two syllables. He
        hates children, which is alright I
        guess, but I don't understand why he
        insists on spitting in their faces.
        And he pokes them when they whine. In
        the eye. He's anti-American and anti-
        family values, and he's addicted to
        heroin, but meh. Still fun to be
        around.
      • Fatty
      • Posted
      • to clarify...i threw up on only one of
        your socks. dont make me feel guilty
        for something i didnt do. and i
        remember this cause then i was cold and
        you put the other sock on my foot.
        remember the french man who started
        talking to me about his daughter who
        was at the only university for the deaf
        in america? and i was just staring at
        him really drunk cause he wouldnt
        move? yea, he was one sexy bastard.
      • Fatty
      • Posted
      • behind that stone cold stare is a boy
        who once had a big crush on me. but i
        was way too thugged out back in the
        days of my first junior year to be
        interested in chris, and he eventually
        realized that my boughetto ways and
        taste for that crazy "rap music" were
        too avant garde for him. so now chris
        and i exchange witty quips and funny
        stories from afar as he goes to school
        in texas and i, well, dont. for what
        its worth this boy has EXACTLY the same
        sense of humor as me, and i appreciate
        him like no other. ps chris remember
        when i asked if "z" numbers were really
        named after zebras cause they went odd-
        even, odd-even, like black-white, black-
        white. ahhh good times.

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