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"Playwright. Sometimes playwrong...
Check out my band, The Joans- the only band to give Joan Crawford the rock and roll..."
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David's Reviews
Last movie I saw... posted 1/3/2008
More About David
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Occupation:
Being occupied
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Affiliations:
Hell in a Handbag Productions/Artistic Director
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Hobbies and Interests:
shoes, murder, Joan Crawford, chocolate donuts, film, the forbidden, circus freaks, your nude pics, people
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Favorite Books:
Will There Really Be A Morning? - Frances Farmer, My Face for the World to See- Liz Renay (could those choices be any GAYER?)
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Favorite Movies:
The Poseidon Adventure (1972), Female Trouble, The Birds, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, The Opposite of Sex, Hairspray, Polyester, Imitation of Life, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Mildred Pierce, The Wizard of Oz, Carrie, The Hidden, Torch Song, The Women, Rain, Double Indemnity, Ladies of Burlesque, James and the Giant Peach, Network, Johnny Guitar, Videodrome, Its a Mad, Mad, Mad World, Airplane!, Blue Velvet, Pee Wees Big Adventure, All About Eve, Raging Bull, Neighbors, Desperate Living, Beetlejuice, Batman Returns, Victor/Victoria, Sudden Fear, Possessed (2nd), Eyes (Night Gallery), Flamingo Road, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Mommie Dearest, Die Mommie Die!, Freaks, The Shining, Pink Flamingos, Marnie, Strait Jacket, Tommy, Waiting For Guffman, The Initiation of Sarah (70's version), Berserk!, Harriet Craig
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Favorite Music:
Blondie, Deborah Harry, Runaways, Nancy Sinatra, Ann-Margret, NINA Hagen, Loretta Lynn, Yoko Ono, The Sounds, Mary Schneider, Diane Renay, The Cookies, Scissor Sisters, Dirty Sanchez, Rosemary Clooney, The Lennon Sisters, Cristina, Lene Lovich, Doris Day, Gypsy
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Comeback, Big Love, The Simpsons, OZ, Law & Order SVU, Little Britain, Green Acres, The Munsters, Cheers, Six Feet Under, Phyllis, Strangers with Candy, Intervention, COPS, Reba (because she's a survivor)
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
Playwright. Sometimes playwrong...
Check out my band, The Joans- the only band to give Joan Crawford the rock and roll voice she deserves! I get bored and surf profiles, don't be frightened.
http://www.myspace.com/thejoansband
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Who I Want to Meet:
Neato people with a clue.
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Testimonials and Comments for David
David is a rare Chicago treat! Gifted, talented, and has a similiar attraction to Russ Meyer's work... GO! I SAID MOVE!
comes with many perks! I get to idolize
him from offstage in cold sweats. Post
the show, when he schmoozes the
crowd, he'll notice me and nod. OOOh,
the chills of celebrity recognition! He
might even autograph my program. He
won't personalize it or anything, but he
will sign it and that means a lot. "David
Cerda" in his perfect eloquent scriptive,
it's just beautiful. When times got tough
I was going to sell it on ebay, but
couldn't part with it. So I sold my
mother into Arabic slavery instead.
on my dress and if you ever have the
honor of meeting him he will leave an
equally gorgeous stain on your
apron. He is one of those individuals
that can provide the twinkle to the
star when you've lost sight of the
glimmer. Pure sugar despite what he
may want you to believe. Mr Cerda is
a prolific artist and crocheter of camp
classiques that have forever left their
lipstick stain on the starchy collar of
Chicago's theatre world. A living
legend, as beautiful and remarkable
as Joan Crawford herself and every
bit a man. A courageous substantial
being who knows how to bring the old
school into the present keeping the
torch song burning for future
generations. His body of work has
curves that just won't quit. And the
rest of his business ain't so bad
neither. I must work with David
before I lay myself to rest...I simply
must!
the tracks years ago David has clawed
and scratched, cheated, blackmailed and
beguiled his way from being specialty
dancer in the carnival to shopgirl to
the modest level of success he knows
today as an "after dark entertainer".
No man is going to stand in this
hellcat's way to the top...only one day
David may find it very lonely up there
smothering in mink in the stratosphere
with his awards and his booze and his
rent boys!
musical theater since Andrew Lloyd
Webber.