Jay Henslee

The entire GV school district. My family was from the other side of the train tracks.

Banker and Coffee Magician

KJT, Mir and France, and I'm also president of the "no wire hangers" fan club.

Coffee, beer (Newcastle)....and special K

1984, Silence of the Lambs, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Martha Inc., The Great Gatsby, Hannibal.

Silence of the Lambs (fthfthfth!), Mommy Dearest, Big Fish, Serial Mom, Hairspray, Deepthroat, Casablanca.

Elvis!, Nirvana, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, The Carpenters, anything 80s, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Buffalo Springfield, ABBA

South Park!, Beavis and Butthead, Fraggle Rock, Rugrats, Days of our Lives, The Golden Girls, Wonder Years, Dallas, Knots Landing, Ren and Stimpy, The Osbournes, Spongebob Squarepants, Punky Brewster, American Idol, Desperate Housewives

Hm...well, I'm a Gemini with a troubled past, but rather
than turn this into a novel, let's just say...
I like to be goofy, but I actually have a deep and serious
side. I work all the time, because I can't handle reality. (This is becoming more true each day).
Sometimes I become obsessive compulsive, and I swear I
might have a little A.D.D. But other than that, I think I'm a pretty nice guy. So...if you've made it this far, I guess you deserve some dirt on me. Hmmm...well, amyone who really knows me, knows that I'm very insecure. But I'm also very social - I love people - As much as I complain about stupidity, I really do like people. Ultimately, I'd love to travel and get to know the real world (no MTV pun intended). I enjoy the obscure (ie Kit Kat Clocks, spam, cheese-wiz, Graceland...Anna Nicole Smith). And I love learning about other people's odd habits, likes and dislikes. Oh, and I really enjoy good gossip...not really...well, yeah...I do.

Elvis...because you know, in his day, he was the shiznit.
I mean, Elvis was so cool that he could have gone up to a
married couple and said, I want to have sex with your wife
tonight. And the guy would have been all, Sure!
Because...hey, it's Elvis. But, alas, the king is dead. So although I'm not on a quest to meet someone, ideally...I'd be down with someone who shares my enjoyment of the bizarre, someone who's down to earth, honest, sarcastic (requirement!), can spell, owns something from Nordstrom, and is an all around cool person.