Ok, first of all, Ryan, that girl was,
like, NOT a girl, it was a guy dressed
up as a girl. We failed to mention
that to you because it looked like you
were having such a good time with
him. And it was so good to see you
happy. Now, I realize that you don't
really shine that side of the coin,
but if you'd like his number give me a
call. I'm sure he'd love to meet you
again.
Come to think of it...I was dating the
prom queen, and had all of the cool
stuff. I still had to drive that
shitty station wagon, but I guess I
was really the big brother that Ryan
never had! Ladies.....don't get me
wrong...Ryan is still a real great catch
if you are in to that type of guy, but
if he ever starts to talk about
the "Panther, or his left eye starts
to roll back into his head run for
your lives!
Ryan is the big brother that I never
had. You know...the one with all the
cool stuff that dated the prom queen.
Like...he was driving a VW Bug when I
had to drive a Buick Estate Station
Wagon....Some guys have all the luck!
Ryan is a Grade-A douche bag. Those
of you that know me, know that this is
a huge compliment. Too bad People
only does 50 of the year's hottest
men, b/c you douche-bag, were right
there at 51 for me!
like, NOT a girl, it was a guy dressed
up as a girl. We failed to mention
that to you because it looked like you
were having such a good time with
him. And it was so good to see you
happy. Now, I realize that you don't
really shine that side of the coin,
but if you'd like his number give me a
call. I'm sure he'd love to meet you
again.
prom queen, and had all of the cool
stuff. I still had to drive that
shitty station wagon, but I guess I
was really the big brother that Ryan
never had! Ladies.....don't get me
wrong...Ryan is still a real great catch
if you are in to that type of guy, but
if he ever starts to talk about
the "Panther, or his left eye starts
to roll back into his head run for
your lives!
had. You know...the one with all the
cool stuff that dated the prom queen.
Like...he was driving a VW Bug when I
had to drive a Buick Estate Station
Wagon....Some guys have all the luck!
of you that know me, know that this is
a huge compliment. Too bad People
only does 50 of the year's hottest
men, b/c you douche-bag, were right
there at 51 for me!
and tubular. He also wales on his
guitar.... I swear.