Spencer's telling everyone that my
boyfriend teabagged the tofurky on
thanksgiving. it's just not true. i saw
spencer take the butterball himself.
Believe me his name isn't
"Butterballs" for nothin'.
Taint no thang when it comes to my boy
Spencer. And when I say boy I don't mean it in
a derogatory Cabana Boy sort of way. Or do I?
No, if he was my cabana boy he'd definitely be
wearing a grass skirt when he brings me Pena
Colada's at my bedside instead of those damn
Daisy Dukes he's always wearing! Now
Spencer, stop reading this testimonial and go
get me my chicken pot pie biatch!
Let me break it down for you. I taught
this young buck everything he knows
about sexing up the ladies. But he's
got a steady freak. So, if you please,
visit my profile ladies. I am sure it
will wet your imagination as you think
about me hitting you doggie-style on a
set of clean satin sheets.
would make him be my boyfriend. Eh
fuck, he can be my boyfriend anyway.....
boyfriend teabagged the tofurky on
thanksgiving. it's just not true. i saw
spencer take the butterball himself.
Believe me his name isn't
"Butterballs" for nothin'.
Spencer. And when I say boy I don't mean it in
a derogatory Cabana Boy sort of way. Or do I?
No, if he was my cabana boy he'd definitely be
wearing a grass skirt when he brings me Pena
Colada's at my bedside instead of those damn
Daisy Dukes he's always wearing! Now
Spencer, stop reading this testimonial and go
get me my chicken pot pie biatch!
Ladies don't even think about fukin
with his money. You best come
correct!
this young buck everything he knows
about sexing up the ladies. But he's
got a steady freak. So, if you please,
visit my profile ladies. I am sure it
will wet your imagination as you think
about me hitting you doggie-style on a
set of clean satin sheets.
All night long.
show 'COPS,' that racist, welfare-
hating crack hunt.
urinates all over my ice buckets... strange
kid
and stole my left shoe. Summbitch.