Dave has a sparse description of
himself. Allow me to fill in the
minor details. While cliffdiving in
the Appalachian Mountains (he's one
of the few who dare), Dave was
abducted by a band of gypsies who
nutured him in their Melungeon ways
down in the hollars in a shanty by the
creek. Ah, fond memories. Dave's a
good guy, but don't leave him alone in
your house for too long - he's a
damned dirty gypsy thief and won't
think twice about stealing your
parents ashes to make war paint for
his nightly assaults on local
convenient stores. A menace, yes, but
also a soft-hearted gentleman who once
helped shave a mange-infested quola
bear - but that's neither here nor
there.
I'm in grad school at UK's Patterson School of Diplomacy &
International Commerce majoring in diplomacy and minoring
in intelligence. I'm learning Arabic and hoping to
specialize in Middle Eastern diplomacy. I have a BS in
biology and a minor in computer science as an undergrad
also from UK.
I've studied Shao-Lin Do for 10 years now. I have a black
belt and now am an assistant instructor in UK's Shao Lin
club.
himself. Allow me to fill in the
minor details. While cliffdiving in
the Appalachian Mountains (he's one
of the few who dare), Dave was
abducted by a band of gypsies who
nutured him in their Melungeon ways
down in the hollars in a shanty by the
creek. Ah, fond memories. Dave's a
good guy, but don't leave him alone in
your house for too long - he's a
damned dirty gypsy thief and won't
think twice about stealing your
parents ashes to make war paint for
his nightly assaults on local
convenient stores. A menace, yes, but
also a soft-hearted gentleman who once
helped shave a mange-infested quola
bear - but that's neither here nor
there.