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      • Harold
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      • Consider yourself raped!
      • Chris
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      • Like Paris on TRL, Andy tells people
        what they want to hear and then does
        what he likes.

        Also, he punishes runways.
      • Bryan
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      • who's that whatcha who?

        <3<3<3
      • Bryan
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      • my darling
      • Harold
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      • Whether he's critiquing the trashing of a hotel
        room at the Ritz or pointing out grammatical/
        personality/wardrobe flaws in others, Andrew
        does it with such graciousness and aplomb that I
        find myself purposefully misstepping in hopes
        that his warmly critical gaze might be directed my
        way. When people say Andrew has 'tude, they
        don't mean attitude; they mean correctitude.
        Check it.
      • Faustine Astin
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      • I first beheld Andy one summer at Vacation Wicca
        Bible School, a month-long international Wicca
        youth retreat in southern England and summertime
        repository for offspring of wealthy, disengaged
        Wicca parents. In our Celtic Lit class, his essay,
        Ghaireach Tuiseal Gairmeach (What It Feels Like for
        a Girl), shamed my treatise on Druid treebark-
        based abortion. Our teacher, Her Natural Highness
        the Reverend Gaia de Rothschild-Estrus, sensed the
        tension between Ayndru Baggins-Liverwort (Andy's
        Wicca name) and me. She ordered us to cohabitate.
        I entered his yurt to find the interior aluminum
        foiled and Andy frolicking nude in a bed of
        Styrofoam peanuts, producing charges of static
        electricity that flashed about the tent. "You are a
        Pagan fraud! I cried. Later that summer, I returned
        to Belgium and was diagnosed with an obstructed
        uterus. When the doctors incised my abdomen to
        relieve the pressure, hundreds of Styrofoam
        peanuts spilled to the floor. No uterus was present.
      • Sarah
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      • Andy, Random HotGuy thinks you're
        pretty fucking hot.
      • michael
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      • houseguest of the century with a memory
        that spans the millenia past present
        and future + connoisseur of all things
        mindfuck, andrew defied the demands of
        several frumpy delta stewardesses by
        carrying a hotter than hell playmobil
        jet (which he would later offer me)
        onto a 757 bound for la guardia. his
        parting gift was pretty cool, too: a
        couple of rolls of charmin, a few
        menthols, and a bagel.
      • Sambo
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      • There are 2 kinds of people in this
        world: my kind of people (Treat
        Williams fans) and assholes (Peter
        Gallagher fans).
        Andy is the only one whose got my back
        on this. All you other suckers are
        gonna get served.
      • Bendito
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      • You know that part in Kill Bill where
        Uma's gnarly toes are taking up the
        ENTIRE screen, well, Andy let me know
        when the horror was over and it was
        safe to open my eyes. Friends like
        that don't grow on trees, people. I'm
        glad to be his Dawn Davenport.

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