Dave is brilliantly hilarious. Not that many people
genuinely amuse me, let alone make me laugh out
loud. Words fall out of his mouth like oooey gooey
bits of comedy goodness. Or precum - whatever.
He and his other half are both right-on sisters who
and are always supportive of other women's
endeavors. Oh wait, that's Gloria Steinem - I keep
getting them mixed up. My bad. I never miss his
column in that glossy fag rag - actually, I only buy
it so Ihave something to hide the Saturday
Evening Post in on the way home from Circus Of
Books - and he never fails to amuse. God bless
him and his music loving, pop culture skewering,
pancake making motherfuckin' ass. He makes me
want to be a funny person. Barring that, I'll just
hang out with him and his clever band of wits and
be funny by proxy. PANCAKE!
Dave and I live in a world of movie and
camp trivia flashbacks where he oftimes
confuses me with Selma Hayek, which is
so interesting cause I USUALLY get CZ
Jones. He is a cuddly bear of a guy who
will threaten to kick ANYONE's ass if
they give me a hard time - he is the
big Brother that I wish I had. Not the
tv show, I'm opposed to reality tv
shows - don't people have enough stuff
in their own lives, they have to watch
someone ELSE'S life? What are they
trying to do - put actors out of a JOB!
I mean COME ON already, must EVERYONE
we know wind up on a crappy UPN show
because 50 stupid women can't figure
out the scam of a millionaire bachelor
who looks like a construction worker!
Oh, I RUE THE DAY that reality
television populated more than MTV, I
RUE THE DAY! And don't EVEN GET ME
STARTED on American Idol!
Okay, so first of all this dude's hella gay. I
mean, just so you know. Don't be tricked by
his voice, which *doesn't* sound hella gay. It
sounds like roasted gravel and butterscotch
chips, and apparently causes boners whenever
and wherever it hits unsuspecting ears. Where
was I? Oh -- Dave White is alright. That would
be his senior class president slogan.
utterly?
Fuck you, that's why.
genuinely amuse me, let alone make me laugh out
loud. Words fall out of his mouth like oooey gooey
bits of comedy goodness. Or precum - whatever.
He and his other half are both right-on sisters who
and are always supportive of other women's
endeavors. Oh wait, that's Gloria Steinem - I keep
getting them mixed up. My bad. I never miss his
column in that glossy fag rag - actually, I only buy
it so Ihave something to hide the Saturday
Evening Post in on the way home from Circus Of
Books - and he never fails to amuse. God bless
him and his music loving, pop culture skewering,
pancake making motherfuckin' ass. He makes me
want to be a funny person. Barring that, I'll just
hang out with him and his clever band of wits and
be funny by proxy. PANCAKE!
Hostess knowing
than dave, but i thought his love for ghetto
vuitton knockoffs warranted a nod...
camp trivia flashbacks where he oftimes
confuses me with Selma Hayek, which is
so interesting cause I USUALLY get CZ
Jones. He is a cuddly bear of a guy who
will threaten to kick ANYONE's ass if
they give me a hard time - he is the
big Brother that I wish I had. Not the
tv show, I'm opposed to reality tv
shows - don't people have enough stuff
in their own lives, they have to watch
someone ELSE'S life? What are they
trying to do - put actors out of a JOB!
I mean COME ON already, must EVERYONE
we know wind up on a crappy UPN show
because 50 stupid women can't figure
out the scam of a millionaire bachelor
who looks like a construction worker!
Oh, I RUE THE DAY that reality
television populated more than MTV, I
RUE THE DAY! And don't EVEN GET ME
STARTED on American Idol!
Dave's a big ol' GIRL!
mean, just so you know. Don't be tricked by
his voice, which *doesn't* sound hella gay. It
sounds like roasted gravel and butterscotch
chips, and apparently causes boners whenever
and wherever it hits unsuspecting ears. Where
was I? Oh -- Dave White is alright. That would
be his senior class president slogan.